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ray/ré | 🇭🇺 | 20s | any pronouns | spider enthusiast | noldor apologist

Imagine if they find Luigi innocent and he has to go through the rest of his life as That Guy Who Got Turbodoxxed That One Time Because Everyone Thought He Was An Assassin.

#that'd be fucked up but i think he'd still end up with a whole harem afterwards so it balances out

You realise this is a weird thing to say right. Imagine if some woman got framed by the cops and her entire life and history was exposed like this while the media did everything they could do demonise her and the public just assumed she was guilty but were on her side and went out to dig up the rest, all her social media gets pawed through and analysed and memed to hell and debated and ultimately deleted, and she got out and had to live the rest of her life in the aftermath of that and people on the internet were like "yeah but random dudes all over the world want to fuck her so it balances out"

I think it would be almost as bad to deal with admirers. You give your credit card to someone and they'd be like, "Dude, you're my hero, you capped that parasite like an ice cold champion of justice, I could only hope to be so cool."

And he'd be, "Listen, I'd like to think I'm pretty cool, but not for that reason, because. I didn't do it?"

And dude would be like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, you have to say that, but really."

If I were him I'd dye my hair, change my name, and leave the country if possible.

someone was turbodoxxing him again so instead of reblogging that I'll reblog this

okay it’s come to my attention that absolutely NONE OF YOU know ANYTHING about how cutie marks work. let me say this simply. a cutie mark isn’t a job being assigned, it’s a special TALENT OR SKILL that the pony enjoys. Most of the time it has a directly transferable job for that skill, like if you enjoy baking and are super good at it WOW! baker. If you are really good at writing and telling stories, author. However, there are some cutie marks that could go multiple ways.

twilight sparkle has exceptional magic ability, so she became a scholar, but she could really do anything that required a good magic skill. same with rainbow dash, her weather controlling job isn’t directly linked to her cutie mark, but it does fit the bill for the job.

i was posed the question of what would a murderer pony’s cutie mark be and wouldn’t everyone know. NO. if somehow murder were to be a special skill, the cutie mark might be something like a knife or a shovel. other ponies might just assume you’re good a cooking or gardening. now with cutie marks like apple jacks, their family has a ‘green thumb’ kind of deal so obviously the cutie mark would be hereditary.

so, the reason i made this post. walter white pony’s cutie mark would NOT be blue crystals. it would be a CHEMISTRY FLASK.

Have you ever looked closely at a car windshield?

The edge of the glass is painted where it is glued to the car but it has these small dots between the clear and painted glass.

These are there for a reason. When the sun hits the glass the painted areas and the clear areas will absorb heat at different rates. This causes the glass to expand and contract differently putting stress on the glass.

These dots help the glass to warm up more evenly over a larger area so the glass does not suffer stress that could cause it to spontaneously explode.

Fun fact: the Tesla cybertruck doesn’t have these.

Yes, the glass will spontaneously crack or explode in the sun.

The great shogun Kier Starmer-dono has ordered a katanagari to disarm the rōnin, shinobi, and ikkō-ikki which have for so long terrorized the good people of Igirisu

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