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Sorry for the pointless and merciless shitpost about Perciver
I'll do it again (many times)
Oliver asks Percy to adopt Harry in 1994 because he's the BEST catcher and he's FUNNY and he's SMART and Merlin, Percy, you don't understand, we'll raise him as our own -> -> -> Percy asks Oliver to adopt Hermione in 2005 because she's the BEST witch in recent years, and she's HARDWORKING, and Percy is INTERESTED with her, and she's also fighting against the MINISTRY, and Merlin, Oliver, you don't understand, we'll raise her as our own
Oliver and Percy, who live together, but Percy is a good predictor even in adulthood, but his gift comes out unexpectedly due to the lack of constant practice
It looks like this: Percy wakes up in the middle of the night, his pupils are huge or his iris is glowing green, he wakes Oliver up, predicts him some kind of frightening, mystical or just strange shit, and then passes out and doesn't remember anything in the morning
Oliver's like, "baby, please stop acting like an obsessive, can we go to the doctor??"
He asks the other Weasleys' favorites if their husbands/wives wake up in the middle of the night and behave as if the devil possessed them -> and everyone just stares at him in complete silence
He just needs to accept it
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Let them kiss 😤
nahhh I can't do it I CAN'T DO IT
Oliver, gently holding Percy by the waist >>>
Percy, gently holding Oliver's wrist >>>
OLIVER'S GAZE DIRECTED AT PERCY >>>
OLIVER'S UNBUTTONED TIE (his neck will be eaten in the next five minutes) >>>>>
Percy please give Penelope back the lipstick you stole to kiss your boyfriend.
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Percy Weasley would be an anxious father who would level the whole world for his daughters
He knows that Hogwarts is dangerous, he knows that teachers are sometimes incompetent, and he sends angry letters every time something happens to his precious girls
He's the kind of parent who comes to deal with the school's management, and it doesn't create a serious problem only because McGonagall is his favorite and he's willing to forgive her a lot
Dominic: wait, isn't that your dad talking to McGonagall?
Molly ||: * knows how it ends every time *
Molly ||: I've never seen this man in my life before.
Molly ||: we need to go to class right now.
Dominic: ??? but the break will last another twenty minutes
Molly: we need. to go. now.
Percy Weasley would be an anxious father who would level the whole world for his daughters
He knows that Hogwarts is dangerous, he knows that teachers are sometimes incompetent, and he sends angry letters every time something happens to his precious girls
He's the kind of parent who comes to deal with the school's management, and it doesn't create a serious problem only because McGonagall is his favorite and he's willing to forgive her a lot
so what are ur pronouns just so i know what to put on the wedding invitation i mean what
she/her by the way lychee what between us can I put up a poster with a screenshot of your profile in my room? pls answer /joke haha 😄 or not.
ALSO was it my imagination or did you mention that you write fanfiction? do you have a profile on ao3??
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my friend is asking your opinion about the golden trio (he really needs to know) please tell me and I'll tell him.
WELL i love them all very much!!! in fact my lightning era otp (other than yk perciver) is romionarry i.e. the golden trio poly!!! i think they're the sweetest ever 😭😭😭😭😭
my opinions on the individual characters, i love them all! harry is my precious son he is my favorite character other than percy and severus i think he deserves the world but the world doesn't deserve him he's too good for everyone
RON ron ron ron ron my BABY i adore him actually i love him to the point i would rather kms than read ron bashing I MEAN IT BC i can handle any of my top 3 characters being slandered as long as the plot is good but NO PLOT is good enough for me to stand ron bashing in fact every ron basher should go to hell (is that too far erm)
oh hermione... my opinions on her have changed a lot over the years in the beginning i was the biggest hermione glazer then somewhere in 2021-2022 i was the biggest hermione anti (the ron bashers were getting to me) and now i just... like her. i can acknowledge she has flaws (this is something i refuse to do with harry) but i love her anyway she's wonderful
i guess all my failures over the last year were due to the fact that I spent all my luck trying to meet YOU
ROMIONARRY ROMIONARRY ROMIONARRY PLEASSSSE 🙏🙏🙏 sometimes I just have the feeling that they are a whole world, perfectly complementing each other.
I like fanfiction with Hermione and Harry, but they often HATE Ron and I just don't understand WHY he's literally the SUN
no fanfiction is better than the one where Ron is hated.
pls just keep living, you're making my day better with your mere existence
I need to know your opinion on Snape. For science
In fact, I try to avoid the marauder fandom as MUCH as POSSIBLE, because it's so huge that it scares me, and most of Snape's personality comes from the time of the Marauders, so. . . . . . .
However
I can understand Snape, I can find explanations for his actions (not excuses), his personality is complex and um
So alive? So real?
Bullying during school years + teenage maximalism, a tendency to look at death eaters, insulting your best friend (this is literally how teenage boys become nazis or incels) = deeply traumatized adult + bad BAD teacher
He made a lot of mistakes, he was terrible with Neville/Harry/Hermione, but I didn't expect anything else from him, and at the same time he has good deeds
"a bad person doing good deeds" or "a good person doing bad deeds" - both of these phrases suit Snape depending on how much you love/hate him
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in the Weasley family people cheer for different Quidditch teams and Percy tries not to show favoritism, BUT EVERY TIME Oliver's team wins Percy takes out a congratulatory poster, a cake, puts on a t-shirt in support of Puddlemere United and sets off firecrackers
he's very bad at pretending that he doesn't have a favorite
all hell breaks loose when ginny’s team is playing against oliver's
when your older brother says that he will always support you, that the game is just a game, that it doesn't matter who likes which teams in your family, and then his husband loses the match to you (lol, loser), and they both look like someone died
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Cedrella Black, 1940, realizing her crush on Septimus Weasley: he will destroy my bloodline
Draco Malfoy [half Black], 2005, post-war, realizing his crush on Ron Weasley: he will destroy my bloodline AGAIN
DRON? DRON MENTION?? YOU LIKE DRON??? are you single by any chance/JOKE
no 'cause it can not be possible i like everything you like HELLO?????
YOU LOVE DRON TOO????
IN THIS CRUEL AND SAD WORLD WHERE NO ONE EVEN KNOW ABOUT DRON, Y O U LOVE THEM TOO?? damn where's my wedding suit
when you're afraid to post something about dron because almost no one likes them, and then THAT dude with the fucking cool reblogs says he likes the drone TOO, it feels like this:
before officially start dating in adulthood, Percy and Oliver kissed twice
the first time was when Oliver's team won the Quidditch Cup, and it was GREAT, everyone was happy, it was the best event. Percy was so happy for his best friend AND for his house, and for Oliver, it was just the best day of his life
they were also just undergraduates who, OF COURSE, drink alcohol that someone had smuggled into Hogwarts to celebrate, and yes, they were those undergraduates who couldn't drink.
and it just happened. they were kissing, drunk, funny, happy, it wasn't just light kisses, they just attacked each other
the second time was when Percy passed his last exam and was successful. the exam results came in, and he had top marks. and when their entire seventh year was celebrating graduation, Oliver and Percy, drunk again, but not so much anymore, started kissing when they were alone somewhere. they were too happy and they kissed so hard that their lips hurt the next day
i find it wonderful that in moments of the strongest happiness they are attracted to each other because of a subconscious desire to share their happiness with a loved one
i like to think that at some point the Weasley family started calling Oliver "Percy's husband."
at first, he was "Percy's boyfriend," but then they both became adults, and they live together, and they plan vacations together, and "boyfriend" sounds kind of too simple
Percy and Oliver weren't married because of British laws and all that, but they started calling each other husbands too
but then in 2014, gay marriage was allowed, and I swear, these two had the craziest and most incredible wedding
seriously, they celebrated for a few days, they had the best honeymoon ever, and they were both a little obsessed
and then they're like - "my HUSBAND and I.." & "me and my HUSBAND" & "my HUSBAND said..." & "my HUSBAND is planning..."
Percy shows his ring to everyone because he's been waiting for this for almost TWENTY YEARS
and Oliver, in all the paparazzi photos and on the set of his team for magazine, ALSO shows his hand with a ring every time
they're idiots
the Weasley family gets tired of this after a year and they're like samantha calm down