Sam: Where have you been?

Bucky: Out

Sam: ...even for you that is cryptic

Bucky: What are you the cops?

Sam: Well actually-

Bucky: Don't answer that

Bucky's coat: meow

Sam: ...

Bucky: ...

Sam: You have 10 seconds to tell me what that was

Bucky: ...my ringtone

Sam: Do you have a cat in your coat

Bucky: If I say yes will you let me keep her

Sam: ...fine

Bucky: Yay! Meet Alpine

Bucky, after hearing Ross disrespected Sam: You know what? I already killed one president, so what's one more? *loads gun*

Happy Caleb Myth!!

Happy Caleb Myth!!

"Need saving?"

SPIDERMAN!CALEB: Skyhaven's Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman

nature has never been binary

gynandromorph stag beetle; an organism with both female & male characteristics 🩵🩷

His favorite spot

At first, I just wanted to make a silly eepy kitty Xavi drink milk, and before I knew it, I had already made all of this

Crédits artist @Lysbx1031

doomsday reunions!

I need this please marvel!!

Sam, watching Bucky take his arm out of their dishwasher while munching on a dry toast on a random morning: I can't believe you're the one I decided to list as my emergency contact.

Bucky stopping mid chew, confused: Wha?

imagine it’s the end of thunderbolts* and bucky just like casually comes home and it’s just like ur typical come home late hang up the coat scenario, bucky turns on the light and sam is just sitting at the counter. eating cereal or some shit. “how was your day” “shut the fuck up”

casually living together and we don’t even get to know until the end of the damn movie? oh it’s evil it’s amazing i hate it and i love it

THAT'S MY CAP!

In honor of this glorious day, here’s my niche contribution to the mishapocalypse