Be The Cowboy

I saw it in the reblogs of the academic butch post, so I raise you the other side:

We fuck with country butches? The butches in dirty boots and old jeans? The butches with trade jobs? The butches working the farms? The butches with southern accents? The butches with trucks? The butches who hunt like their daddy taught them? The butches who could tell you all the lyrics to East Bound and Down or a Garth Brooks song? The butches in their cowboy hats and best boots for their date outfit? The butches who are raised in the deep south and the Midwest plains? The butches raised on "yes ma'am" and "no sir" and you better not forget your manners? The butches raised in the sticks, growing up on dirt roads, and still have a love for it? We fuck with country butches?

whatever

they should get worse

one day ill make something other than doodles

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So I'm halfway through Gideon the Ninth and how come nobody has told me about Dulcinea?? She's so good, you'd think people would go bonkers over her

Ah.

Ngl ive had Gideon the ninth in my to read pile on my kindle app for months and this post is what inspired me to finally open it now

Ah, I see.

......well now I'm curious.

My friend send me this and i couldn't help but think of this post

we sharing the pain we've put people through?

on ao3 like some of these doves aren't even wounded

#people used to be freaks #we used to be a country (@spikeface)

really the meaning of life is when a singer stops singing and the crowd knows every single word

IWTV is an AITA thread where ESH

HAYLEY BEFORE PERFORMING MISERY BUSINESS Syracuse, NY | x

he would not fucking say that but it would be funny if he did

online fandom is so fun because we’ll be talking about very serious character moments and analyzing them and stuff and there will be a lull in the discussion and someone will be like “and then they fuck about it” and then we’re all like yeah and then they fuck about it

were I to create an original piece of media I would create bait so queer in order to create a fanfic environment I like. I find you guys do your best work under duress.

I’d say “jeez can two people not be friends anymore?” and then I’d give one of them amnesia in which they only recognize the other above anyone else

they should let you put footnotes on your blocklist so you remember what the final straw was

Sci fi should bring back the sweaty tanky top muscle woman fighting for her life but give some fucking underarm hair