WAIT, WHAT?

Academy Award for Best International Feature Film:

The life we enjoy is very much worth the sacrifice.

The Zone of Interest (United Kingdom - 2023, dir. Jonathan Glazer)

everyone’s trying to stump the akinator so i’m gonna try and see if he’ll know that i’m thinking of the little symbol on the front of his turban

come on it hasn’t even been 10 fucking seconds

GOD DAMN IT

i fucking hate this stupid piece of shit genie fuck him i hate him so fucking much

gotta love the mics

I think we should write more straight relationships with 2010s TV queerbait tactics. Let that man and that woman's lives be horribly intertwined, let them take bullets for the other, let them be each other's meaning but NO KISSING. They are holding each other platonically. You're crazy for reading anything romantic into it at all tbh

The X Files

sharks promos have always been this bad

you guys don’t understand this is really important to me

please. watch this

how long have you suffered

I love how the person recording is trying to keep quiet while absolutely losing their shit. 

Hockey Heritage Post

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

the reblog map is all of us holding hands btw

We are each other's night sky. No one is alone here.

night sky continues to get brighter. theres always people here for you

I’m simultaneously the most obsessive most detached girl in the world

I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

characters going “we were lovers once”: eh, it’s okay i guess. it’s nice enough

characters going “we were friends once”: absolutely devastating. one hit knockout i’m gone

i have crazy garlic fingers from peeling and chopping garlic cloves yesterday this phenomenon is always fascinating to me because it reminds me that i, too, am made of meat, and therefore i am also susceptible to being seasoned

congratulations! your reincarnation status has been upgraded from COCKROACH to SEAGULL

corngraulations! your reincarnation status has been upgraded from SEAGULL to BEE

Never ever ever eat raw white onion and then smoke cigarette.

The gnomes beat the shit out of you again?

The gnomes beat the shit out of me again.

This list was created consulting Year in Reviews, Fanlore articles, user feedback, vintage pinterest posts, and my own knowledge. Don't worry about not seeing the shows in their entirety, vote based on your judgement. Enjoy!