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life is so tiring and i honestly cant wait til Link finds me on the ground and puts me in his antfarm or whatever

im sorry his what

Severance, 2x04

usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed

Press the hamburger button located on the top left corner of your screen. This opens the "OPTIONS" menu. Click the "FUCK THAT GNOME PUSSY" option.

no I'm not upset you blocked me *holding back tears* no it's fine . you're just gonna miss all my cool and awesome posts. I- I didn't even want to reblog yours... baka

this guy gets it

I'm bringing Bode back you can't stop me

i feel like we don't appreciate these days how much the twin towers sucked, like, design-wise

they were contemporarily hated for just being these giant grey monoliths

like there probably could've been an easier way to get rid of them, but they probably needed to go either way

crying at this. the curb is brutalist. the sidewalk is brutalist. house made of concrete bricks is brutalist. lmao??

Single Spout and Bridge Vessel in the Form of a Dog Gnawing a Bone

Tiwanaku-Wari, Peru or Bolivia, 700–1000

is that a nothing in your pants or are you just normal to see me

i love you and we will make it thru this together

my name is Freak Fucker and, well, I won’t waste your time…I’m here to fuck your freak.

“don🦍t believe anything your brain tells you after 9 pm” wrong. the prime time for decision making is when you🦍re sleep deprived

^example of what life would be like if we used gorillas instead of apostrophes

As a feminist I don’t think about anything when I jerk off I kinda just piece togther conceptual abstracts