1. First and foremost: if you do ever end up using my prompts, please do credit me! A mention of my handle and a link to the original post will do.
2. This is a prompt blog. I do prompt list requests, not writing/stories/fic requests.
3. I’ll try answering the prompt requests as best as I can, as long as I’m comfortable enough with them.
4. If I’m uncomfortable with them or if I simply can’t come up with anything for them, I won’t be answering them, so if you don’t hear back from me for a very long time then your ask was probably deleted.
5. Please do not send in the same request over and over again; there’s quite a long queue of requests I’m going through and I promise I’ll get to yours soon as long as I feel like I can answer them, so please be patient. I’m only one person managing this account. This is to say, duplicate requests will be deleted.
6. Any time sensitive requests will be prioritised (e.g. Christmas, Valentine's, New Year's).
7. Anything too specific or too broad, I probably (probably meaning most likely) won't do, UNLESS I vibe with the idea. There are some things I just can't think of anything for, or don't feel like writing for.
8. Please check my masterlist to see if what you want has already been done before you request.
9. You can request for subsequent parts to specific lists, but sometimes I won't end up fulfilling them because I can't think of anything else.
10. I mostly do dialogue prompts, with a dash of scenario prompts. My forte is definitely not in the latter, so make of that what you will.

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Requested by: Anonymous Request: “can i request like a celebrity x their agent ? preferably have the celebrity be really cocky and smug and the agent lowkey fed up but anything works!” 

1. “I am going to put you under house arrest if you go out there and embarrass yourself like that again.” “Uh, you can try but you can’t contain me. You’ve known me for years so you should know that by now so I’m a bit disappointed you’d think that would work.”
2. “I am not paid to be your babysitter.” “No one’s telling you to babysit me. Go home. You make me look bad. A grandparent like you shouldn’t be out so late, bed time was two hours ago and you’re ruining the mood.” “What the f- you ungrateful shit-“ 
3. “You are the reason for my grey hair!” “No, your genetics are. Don’t blame me. I can recommend a high-end salon to dye your hair at, though. Discounts since you're my manager.”
4. “You are so annoying.” “And I feel the same way about you but unfortunately, we’re stuck with each other.” 
5. “Do you want to keep your job or not?” “Babes, the question is if you want to keep your job or not. If you do then you really gotta work harder to protect my image for me.” 
6. “Can I please be assigned to someone else? I am going to be driven into a mental asylum at this point because of this… Person. Oh, do I have so many things I could call them but I don’t want to resort to that.” “Yeah, but you’re the only one who can handle them.” “…I am begging-“
7. “Why the fuck would you kiss me in front of the paparazzi?” “Because you said we had to cover up the rumours of me dating someone? Plus you kissed me back so I think you’d be lying if you said you didn’t like it. You should also be quite glad you got to kiss an A-List star. Not many people get to do that.” “…You fuckwit-“
8. “I thought I had to be sent to the ER because I could feel my blood pressure going one-eighty over one hundred. So you need to do me a favour and stop your shit right now.” “Are you sure you’re not just like… Really attracted to me which is why you’re blood pressure is raising? It happens when you get excited, my med friend told me that.” 
9. “Who do you think you are?” “Someone who helps you pay your bills?”
10. “You have been in here for two HOURS. We are going to be late the Pres-Con!” “Then hire me a better makeup artist! You can’t let cheapness touch this glorious face!” 

Requested by: Anonymous Request: “(nsfw) some answers to “say my name.” during the deed ?”

1. “I think you’d sound prettier saying my name.” 
2. “But what if I like calling you pet names instead?”
3. “…I don’t think I know your name.” 
4. “And what if I don’t?” 
5. “But in order for me to do that, you’ll have to tell me your name.”
6. Character A pulling Character B closer and moaning Character B’s name into their ear.
7. “I would, but I’m not thinking about you when you’re fucking me so…” 
8. “…We’re not at that level yet.”
9. “Your name is really unsexy to be saying it in a sexual context. So no thank you.”
10. “I already did.” “And I want you to do it again.”