A comic based on this poem

it's called the Switch 2 because you Switch 2 a cheaper hobby

on a thread asking doctors about the scariest thing a patient has ever said to them, and a therapist shows up with this

like. do you even enjoy working with mental health patients. because that's some tame-ass shit

patient: says some slightly odd but ultimately harmless shit

what this person thinks is happening:

ur payin eighty dollars for this?

genuinely, what the fuck is the point of this?

This is more than likely part of Nintendo's attempts to crack down on piracy by making cartridges that don't contain any actual game data- and also maybe to make reselling their games harder, assuming the key is one time use. Nintendo does not like the second hand game market.

Straight guys who use tumblr are the funniest people ever literally how did you end up here

Dei hire

objectifying men in armor will literally never get old. like, work it shiny boy. hit ‘em with that old razzle dazzle you fuckin trash can. hottie! (tucks $5 into your cuirass) 

Throws in some gold coins at the neck opening and hear it rattling all the way down.

> what the fuck are you doing with your life

Worm training. He's doing worm training.

HALF JOKER - Balatro

This was funnier in my head

imagine being the first human to consciously realise bad posture existed, not just as something that felt bad but as something observable, and just kinda swirling that around in your head until it crystallised into a coherent thought that nobody else had yet. what a fucking nightmare.

biting the apple of knowledge and immediately turning to adam like "we're fucking up our hips by standing weird, which is both possible and something we can no longer repair"

shit ton of people are repeating the thing about hayao miyazaki saying AI art is an "insult to life itself" and just as a reminder he was talking about the zombies that team made that were intended to be scary in how much they shook, but instead reminded him of his disabled friend. the insult to life itself was referring to the team trying to make scary real symptoms that people live with.

it was a quote about ableism. if he has said other things about AI type stuff, that is a different thing. but that specific quote was about ableism.

this is the full quote.

Actual review

the mad max franchise really has human nature down to a T because literally day two of the apocalypse I'd be wearing my fetish gear in public 24/7 and insisting that people call me Dementus

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.