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I don't think those of you under the age of I'd say 25 really understand what bizarre times we're living in.

Just a decade ago, claiming that scientists were turning frogs gay made you the laughing stock of the internet.

Now the President of the United States, behind the Seal of the President, can claim that scientists are turning mice transgender in a nationally televised address to Congress and have half the country believe him.

Just in case you see anyone over 30 just rocking back and forth in a corner repeating "how the fuck did we get here" over and over.

Btw, the "chemicals turning frogs gay" thing was revived on the 2024 campaign trial by our current Secretary of Health, Robert Kennedy Jr.

picture how bad the discourse will be when it's june 1st this year and like half the brand accounts don't switch to their rainbow twitter icons anymore

"If it weren't for you and your jokes someone would have burned this place down if I didn't beat them to it, 10/10 no notes"

Have you ever looked closely at a car windshield?

The edge of the glass is painted where it is glued to the car but it has these small dots between the clear and painted glass.

These are there for a reason. When the sun hits the glass the painted areas and the clear areas will absorb heat at different rates. This causes the glass to expand and contract differently putting stress on the glass.

These dots help the glass to warm up more evenly over a larger area so the glass does not suffer stress that could cause it to spontaneously explode.

Fun fact: the Tesla cybertruck doesn’t have these.

Yes, the glass will spontaneously crack or explode in the sun.

Another Simpsons prediction that has manifest

Spotted in Bellingham, WA.

Food for thought

Silence is complicit.

MAGA can’t handle the truth, ironically.

I feel lucky that my pet became a meme that was not adopted and used by nazis. everyone that has told me they adore this meme is a cool person and not a scumbag loser. if she became the face of a crypto scam or the name of an illegal government entity id have a crisis

its horus he’s here

Guys no, it gets so much better. 

A small fat bird, like the above, is the hieroglyph used in Ancient Egyptian to mean “wicked” or evil”.

The phrase above him (the inscription should be read from the top down) is “Nb s3″ or “Lord of the son of”. Genitive is usually implied in this sort of phrase without a connecting word, meaning:

This birb has literally created the sentence and declared himself “ Lord of the Son of Evil”

God dammit, I realised I made a mistake doing this from memory- the first sign is “k” for “your”, not “nb” for “lord”. So this birb has declared himself “your evil son”, not “the lord of the son of evil”. Which is not quite as dramatic, but still very menacing. You go bird.

Behold, my evil son. I am so very proud of him.

He’s done his best

PUNISH NOT MY EVIL SON

MY EVIL SON