Always reblog the Stafford Gambit

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

Hey there sport, couldn't help noticing you reblogged this 16 times in a row. I'm all for giving this kind of pain to elon musk, but I'm also digitally giving you whatever pharmaceuticals of both legal and illegal status you need to help with that :(

You might find something like this on your property or along public forest trails. It’s about the same size and shape as a ketchup packet and smells like rotten fish. Believe it or not, this little packet protects you, your pets, and your family. The USDA drops these in areas (including Hamilton County) where raccoon-variant rabies has been known to occur. Raccoons find the packet and eat the contents, and it provides them with immunity to rabies. If you find one, simply leave it where it is, or, if it’s in an area accessible to a pet or child, just put on a pair of gloves and move it. Don’t worry, though— even if it was handled by a human or pet, it doesn’t pose any danger besides an unpleasant odor.

~ For Fox Sake Wildlife Rescue

Because everything like this should have a clickable source, first one is a news report second one is the NYC department of health official site.

Wish they delivered my vaccines in treats for me to find on the ground

Every time I see this post I feel like it’s implying that if I saw a “stinky ketchup packet” in the woods, I would pick it up instead of being like “gross” and moving on

There is apparently an overlapping venn diagram between human and racoon behavior going by this article and some of the responses to it

cant even hornypost about falin touden bc im just gonna get dozens of people responding with marcille speech bubble image edits

so funny that humans imagined a creature that is like a human but bigger and called it a “giant”. that’s such an uncreative name. that’s just an adjective. “it’s a giant!” “a giant what?!” “a giant… um. yeah. giant.”

oh my god,,,, the word was originally used for the creature and not as an adjective,,,,, that’s even funnier *guy seeing something huge* wow! that’s roughly the size of one of those big creatures wouldn’t you say?

official linguistics post

my three wee smoking girlfriends

yes they smoke wee

And they're poly!

Western history loves to brag about their geniuses, philosophers, thinkers, and innovators throughout history but as far as I know, nobody talks about geniuses in non western history. Why can’t an Aztec community have their neighborhood Einstein who loved to study engineering and physics and helped build an efficient-running town?

Reblog is you're uncomfortable with how eurocentric our understanding of history is.

Numerous Egyptian murals: literally explain that stone blocks and large sculptures were transported using water

“Ancient Aliens” fuckos:

say it with me: it's the racism

I agree with the stuff about history but those channels are known to be blatant cash grabs and they use machinery not just sticks

This guy is legit tho and the scale of what can be done with one guy should put things into perspective.

Love this guy remember when he moved out to the new property and casually filmed a cassowary grazing there from like 2m away and we were all like "of course you've got fucking cassowaries and aren't bothered"

I do enjoy watching miniminuteman and his very obvious understanding of there being just so much racism. Videos like this comparing things built in the same century and one being “how did they do that? Must be aliens!” Whereas the other is just “well it was made by civilised people”. It really does just come down to racism once again huh?

Shirt by Quinton Reviews

Racists really do love to go on about how they dont understand triangles, working together, or long term projects. Like it's actually pretty simple if you know anything about anything. They even left an instruction manual.

youtube needs to implement some sort of 'do not recommend channel + kill yourself for recommending me this' button

Death metal pro trump video with visuals produced by AI. It was like a perfect storm of shit. (Not death metal itself thats the problem, I'm just clarifying so you can picture it. Muscular chad trump and American flags and 'badass' imagery, that type of thing. And the music was of course ass. Nazis cant sing or play for shit. I only saw that much because I was trying to report it)

just had an absolutely atrocious thought

Notes are in complete agreement

today i found out that my favorite vine has an extended version and i couldnt be happier

(source)

this is what friendship looks like

@generalhuxisgay

this is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

this what im going thru rn. if anyone gaf

It's giving

sports is really like is this 16 year old we abducted from his schooling the next coming of christ

hanif abdurraqib, there’s always this year: on basketball and ascension

Unfortunately I'm fairly certain being weird about sports is just written into the human genome somewhere, given our diverse cultural histories, and the fact it shows up like everywhere throughout time

Edward buddy. You don't HAVE to say every stray thought that enters your head.

Making friends at the yarn show 🐑🐈

I’ve now had multiple people tell me they ship these characters…fibre crafts yuri 🌈🧶

Every protein bar is called something like "double chocolate indulgence caramel cookie dough delight crunch" and tastes like clay and sawdust

Alright let’s get this over with

AHAHAA, GOTTEM

Every year the notes on this post make me so happy

I am yet again fueled by outrage for another year

M O R E

>:o)