bisexual men turn 30 and suddenly lose their entire sense of style 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Agates carved into orange slices by wutong_crystal_carvings.

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im gods weakest faggot

i’m gods strongest tranny let’s team up. what if we called ourselves team rocket

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Tuesday hard

Celibacy Wednesday

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Thursday hard

hung out with cousin's DJ friend last night and he said the best compliment he's ever received was when he was DJing an orgy and did his research ahead of time and came prepared with Portishead/Massive Attack/Cocteau Twins/etc and halfway through the set, a woman stopped mid-blowjob and pulled the dick out of her mouth to say (to nobody in particular) "damn, this mix is incredible!"

lets be pointy with mama

if I became a therapist i'd be an evil one. like I teach you to manipulate your husband back

I'm out of weed so I have to smoke thw one that makea me scared

You7 are doing some Cocomelon shit to me

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no time for that karl…

you better start believing in bathrooms son... you're in one

you're in her DMs i'm eating her dog's pain pills