it ain't easy being king

Sir, if you don’t mind my saying, I’m a little concerned. I’ve seen you go through similar phases in…

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Christian who?

we sat here freezing, about to leave, and then the mountain turned pink, and a layer of fog settled over the frozen trillium lake

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The werewolf only responds to the call of its own kind.

At six-years-old, I thought learning to ride horses and sword-fighting sounds like pretty much the greatest job in the world. And now cut to 30 years later, it’s my least favorite part of the job. That’s OK, though.

Honestly shoutout to The Social Network for giving us the line “you’re going to go through life thinking that girls don’t like you because you’re a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won’t be true. It’ll be because you’re an asshole” because if that doesn’t epitomize women’s feelings for entitled male nerds I don’t know what does

hearing “shake it” by metro station launches me into another dimension every time

The North remembers. We know no king but the King in the North whose name is Stark.

Brad Pitt as Tristan Ludlow in Legend of the Fall (1994, dir. Edward Zwick)

*male writer voice* i don’t remember her name. it’s not important. i met her at a record store and she went home with me because i offered to buy her cigarettes. she had amazing perky breasts. we drank cheap whiskey and had sex three times that night and then she told me she wanted to be a dragonfly because they were free. i slept with her many times after that. but one day she stopped returning my calls and i don’t know why. that was seven years ago. on monday she got hit by a bus and died. i saw it in the newspaper so i went to her funeral and it made me sad. i don’t know why. i hate my mother even though she pays my rent while i write poetry about masturbating in the shower

Rosehips in ink

Henry Cavill as Captain Syverson in Sand Castle