A perfect organism

woah gundam is awesome

loss of third spaces like opium dens and brothels

you think you're tough, punk. i know your kind. kill a man and you think it makes you big. but let me ask you -- you ever seen a video of a woman with 30-50 live eels inside her gaping rectum? all silver & swarming and whatnot? because i saw that when i was a teenager and ive never been able to find it again and its kinda my porn white whale. so go back to the streets, kid. you're not ready

time until a direct link to the video was sent to my inbox? 23 minutes

Avoid falling into tunnel vision when judging something.

Trans flag colorpicked from Lady Une kicking a guy out of an airplane and then shooting him in the head as he falls (Gundam Wing, 1995)

I'm not all that particularly fond of profanity (though hardly a stranger to it) but listening to a radio edit of a song with curse words has to be more jarring than just keeping the words. The FCC is ruining art because prudes think the sky will fall if middle-class children learn about the word "fuck" from the car radio instead of other kids at their elementary school.

mean to her

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i'll be honest thinking about las vegas makes me nauseous.

like this shouldnt be possible.

Nice allegory. Unfortunately, I have written a counter-allegory where that doesn’t happen

Woke boss forcefemming me on company time

i’m starting a collection of things insane people do in animal crossing

ANOTHER

some of them are just so good