I LOVE ALUMINUM

i’m starting a collection of things insane people do in animal crossing

ANOTHER

some of them are just so good

clutching my half-demon eye and doubling over in pain as it begins glowing and pulsing because i haven't bothered you in over 20 minutes

rich people have a natural predator and its their friend's cousin's privately chartered cessna

CEO affirmations <3

say what you will about the jeans nap but the jeans pass-out-and-sleep-12-hours is sacrosanct

passing out in jeans laying on top of my blankets got me sleeping like a vampire and waking up ready to fight every single van helsing

You Have Now Unlocked Hero Mode

Held a sample of cloth I recieved from a foreign trader up to a candles flame to verify its material and check its quality, yet instead of burning or melting it remained inert, accepting the heat as iron might, and burned my hand quite badly

I don't know. I just don't know

It took me a solid thirty seconds to realize that Phragmites was probably the genus name of the plants in the picture and not, like, an ancient Greek warrior waiting in the marshes to attack.

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