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Agender Polyamorous Pansexual

@ellewolfeart

A blog where I dump all the random things I like to reference later
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Reblogged sleepyqueermess
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i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

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@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful

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@holyknuckled like that?

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oh? my god???

yeah, Exactly like that

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"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.

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if tumblr dies you can find me touching grass maybe

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single digit numbers are all such bangers

  1. the classic. cant go wrong with this bad boy
  2. the only even prime and the foundation of computing
  3. triangles babey!!!
  4. 2×2, 2+2, 2^2, they're all 4. thats beautiful.
  5. great for breaking bigger numbers down, and easy on the brain for multiplication
  6. now you may think this is where they start to taper off, but have you considered motherfucking tessalating regular hexagons? fuck cartesian grids, hexmaps are all the rage for board game layouts. no need to worry about diagonals here.
  7. she's not called lucky 7 for nothing, plus if you're kinky she's into vore
  8. binaries suck when it comes to gender but with math its great. plus he's the only cube in the single-digit club
  9. this sly bastard lets you pull all kinds of shortcuts with math. did you know if you multiply anything by 9, the resulting number's digits also sum to a multiple of 9? go ahead and try it. that's digital roots baby. play the hit nintendo ds game zero escape: 9 persons 9 hours 9 doors to learn more
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i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken

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His ghost is setting those cars on fire actually

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I hadn’t really considered “the agnostic demigod of electromagnetism is the reason Musk’s companies fail” before, but I like the concept. 

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the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.

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So for anyone that is interested in knowing how my german class is going: i had a very simple task, which was to say 'ich habe eine frage' (I have a question) and instead my macaroni dumb fucking ass said 'ich BIN eine frage', i AM a question. Yes marina you sure are a question.

A question on how your brain is still functioning. Now if someone could line me up against a wall and shoot me with a rifle, that would be much appreciated

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Reblogged should-be-sleeping
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hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

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