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I'm absolutely bonkers for The Last of Us game, like 24/7, 365. I write. I babble. I thirst. Sorry for sexualizing that old man, it will happen again. Join me in horny jail as I mod the game.
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Jealous Joel Miller

Ah, gruff man jealousy. It's a fascinating facet of his character, and one that's definitely present, albeit expressed in his very Joel way. It's not the raging, screaming jealousy of a melodramatic soap opera. It's something much more; contained, simmering, and frankly, more intimidating because of it.

Scenario 1: The Unknowing Newcomer in Jackson

Imagine you're chatting with someone new to Jackson, maybe at the communal garden or while picking up supplies. This newcomer is friendly, a little flirty even, completely oblivious to the fact you're with the Joel Miller. Here's how it might play out:

Joel isn't outwardly possessive in a clingy way. He gives you space and trusts you. But his senses are always on high alert. He'd likely be watching from a distance, assessing the situation. He'd notice this newcomer engaging with you, gauge their demeanor, their body language, and most importantly, your reaction. He wouldn't immediately storm over like a bull. Joel is tactical. He'd probably casually stroll over, not with a threatening air at first, but with a clear purpose. He might put a hand on your shoulder or your lower back, a possessive gesture that isn't aggressive but utterly definitive. He'd likely interject with a simple "Everything alright here?" or just a direct "Hey." His voice would be deeper than usual, maybe a touch gravelly. He'd look directly at the newcomer, his gaze steady and intense. He wouldn't be overtly rude, but his presence alone would radiate a clear message: she's with me. If the newcomer is particularly dense or keeps being overly familiar, Joel might become a touch more direct. It could be something as simple as "We were just about to get going." emphasizing the we. Or if really pushed, a low, firm "She's with me." that carries all the weight of a threat without actually being one. His tone would be calm, but the steel underneath would be unmistakable. But don't forget that Joel is a master of non-verbal communication. His body language would speak volumes. He'd stand a little closer to you, his posture might become slightly more rigid, eyes narrowed just a fraction. It's all very understated, but incredibly effective. The newcomer, even if they don't know who Joel is exactly, would likely pick up on the vibe. There's an aura of protectiveness and a quiet danger that radiates off him.

In short for Scenario 1: Respectful, subtle, but absolutely clear. He'd rely on his presence and non-verbal cues to convey the message. He wouldn’t need to be loud or aggressive; his quiet intensity is far more potent.

Scenario 2: The Known Person at the Tipsy Bison Who Should Know Better

The Tipsy Bison. Music, drinks, maybe a little looser atmosphere. But Joel's patience for disrespect is even shorter, especially in front of people he knows. If someone in Jackson knows you're with Joel and still tries their luck, thinking alcohol or familiarity will help them... they're sorely mistaken.

The moment Joel realizes this isn't just friendly banter but an actual attempt to hit on you despite knowing you're taken, the pleasant cowboy facade would drop. It's like a switch flips. His eyes would narrow noticeably. The easygoing demeanor vanishes, replaced by something colder and more dangerous. He'd likely stride right up, no pretense of subtlety. He might pull you slightly closer to his side, a very possessive move. He'd face the person directly, his body language becoming more confrontational. He'd likely cut straight to the point, his voice low and steady, but edged with steel. Something like "You got something to say to her?" (a challenging, almost threatening question), "We got a problem here?" (directly confronting the situation), "I believe you know she's with me." (using their name for added emphasis and a reminder of the established social dynamic). He might lean in slightly, close the distance, his gaze unwavering and intense. He might even subtly clench his jaw or his hands, a restrained display of physical readiness. He's not going to start a bar brawl unless absolutely provoked, but he'll make it very clear that he's not someone to be trifled with, especially regarding you. Once the person backs down (and they almost certainly will), Joel might revert back to a surface level of calm, but the air around him would still be charged. He might give a curt nod, a dismissive glance, and then turn his attention fully back to you, effectively erasing the other person from his awareness. It's a way of saying "You're beneath my notice now, but don't try that again."

In short for Scenario 2: Direct, confrontational, and significantly less patient. He'd make it unequivocally clear that their actions are unacceptable and unwelcome. The threat would be palpable, even without raised voices or overt aggression.

Scenario 3: Overhearing Talk Among Patrol or Newcomers

This is a different kind of jealousy. It's less about direct confrontation and more about territorial awareness and simmering annoyance. If Joel overhears patrol members or newcomers gossiping about you, fantasizing about asking you out or suggesting you ditch him.

Joel is always observant, always listening. He'd likely pick up on the conversation even if it's whispered or happening at a distance. He'd assess who is talking, what exactly they're saying, and the tone behind it. He's gathering information. He wouldn't necessarily explode. Joel's anger is often a slow burn. He might tighten his jaw, his eyes might darken slightly, but externally, he might seem almost unchanged. Internally, though, he'd be registering the disrespect, the audacity, of people talking about you like that, especially behind his back. Joel wouldn't likely confront them directly unless the talk was particularly egregious or disrespectful and persistent. Instead, he'd be more likely to use subtle tactics. He might not even tell you he overheard anything. Joel is protective in a quiet, almost stoic way. He might just become a little more attentive, making sure you feel safe and secure. He might check in with you more frequently during the day, make sure you're comfortable and happy. His jealousy translates into increased protectiveness and care. If the gossip becomes persistent or directly disrespectful, or if someone actually approaches you after making these kinds of comments, Joel might decide to be more direct. He might pull one of the individuals aside for a quiet word. This wouldn't be a screaming match, but a low, intense conversation away from prying ears. It would be a definitive warning, delivered calmly but with an underlying threat that is impossible to miss.

In short for Scenario 3: More subtle and simmering, focused on quiet intimidation and indirect protection of you. He’d likely handle it with a combination of observation, subtle cues, and a quiet, controlled threat if necessary. He's more about shutting it down before it escalates than making a public scene.

Overall "Jealous Joel"

Jealous Joel isn't about explosive rage or public displays of emotion. His jealousy is a deeply rooted protectiveness. It's born from his past, his losses, and the fierce loyalty he feels to those he cares about. It manifests as:

  • Quiet Intensity: He's not loud or dramatic. His jealousy is a controlled, simmering thing.
  • Non-Verbal Communication: He relies heavily on body language, and tone of voice to convey his feelings and warnings.
  • Understated Threat: His most powerful weapon is his quiet intensity and the implicit threat he carries. People sense it without him having to spell it out.
  • Protectiveness, not Possessiveness: It's less about controlling you and more about defending what he values and protecting you from unwanted attention or disrespect.
  • Loyalty and Devotion Underneath: His jealousy stems from a deep well of affection and loyalty for you. It's a twisted, hardened expression of his care.

Ultimately, "jealous Joel" is intimidating because it's so contained. You know beneath the surface, there's a fierce protectiveness that could be unleashed if pushed too far. People instinctively understand that messing with what Joel considers his is a very, very bad idea. And that quiet, controlled intensity is far more effective than any shouting match.

Anonymous asked:

When Joel's done fingering you, he holds your face with a hand to make you look at him as he sucks his fingers clean

When Joel's done fingering you, he holds your face with a hand to make you look at him as he sucks his fingers clean. He gazes deep into your eyes, his own darkened with lust and desire. The salty taste of your arousal coats his long digits as he slides them between his full lips. He sucks slowly, maintaining eye contact the whole while.

"Mmm, you taste so sweet, baby." He rumbles, voice husky.

He releases his fingers from his mouth with a wet pop. Leaning in, he kisses you, forcing you to taste yourself on his tongue. Joel groans into the kiss, hand tightening on your jaw. His thumb strokes your cheek almost tenderly.

When he finally pulls back, his lips are glistening. "You're mine now." His other hand possessively grips your inner thigh. "No one else gets to touch you like this. No one else gets to taste what's mine."

He kisses you again, claiming your mouth with dominant hunger. Joel pushes his fingers back between your legs, immediately starting to finger fuck you once more. His thumb rubs firm circles on your sensitive clit.

Anonymous asked:

I think Joel would get so shy and awkward when saying I love you, not to mention super nervous as well. He'd definitely want to say it in a private space, like in his or your home, away from prying eyes. He'd been wanting to say it for a while, but he was too scared of your reaction to do it... he also didn't know when would be a perfect moment to say it.

He'd probably say it while y'all are cuddled up enjoying some coffee or something like that. He'd be all nervous, tapping his fingers and looking all shy and awkward... he'd look at you and go "look... I love you... if- if that's okay" and let out a shy nervous smile. When he's about to ramble on like "look, it's totally okay if you don't feel the same or if you're like not ready to say it yet, like, it's alright, really, I understand", you just cut him off with a soft "that's more than okay... cause I love you too, Joel". He visibly and audibly lets out a relieved breath and a giddy smile, going "you do?" and going in for some soft giggly kisses after your confirmation.

Okay, okay, listen up, folks. This is it. This NEEDS to be declared official. Canon. I'm talking enshrined in law, etched in stone, made into a holiday.

Anonymous asked:

Joel Miller is the kind of partner that goes to the kitchen for a midnight snack and then wakes you up to ask you if you want blackberries. Just that idiot nudging you awake at like 2 pm to ask "you want blackberries? I got some, here" while holding out a handful of berries. Sharing is caring, right?

Joel Miller, the guy who'd slayed the whole hospital only to be taken out by a rogue blackberry bush at 2 am. He'd probably mutter 'worth it' as he bled out, a purple stain on his chin, while offering you his last handful.

Anonymous asked:

Joel would keep some plushies and wooden toys at his place for JJ so he could have toys to play with every time they came over to visit 🥺🤧 he'd keep them in a box (made by Joel himself) in the living room so JJ has easy access to them. And he'd always be more than happy to play with JJ and keep him entertained so Ellie and Dina can have some time for themselves

Joel building a toy box for JJ is like watching a grizzly bear knit a tiny scarf. You just know it's coming from a place of pure, unadulterated love. The thought of Joel enthusiastically playing choo-choo trains with JJ so Ellie and Dina can have a break is the level of wholesome. Next thing you know, he'll be hosting tea parties with the plushies.

Anonymous asked:

Tommy (and Maria) and Ellie would have weekly meetings to gossip about Joel and his partner. Since like early on and all. As soon as they're suspicious that Joel is seeing someone, they set up dinner at Tommy's place like once a week to discuss it. Then they start discussing if they deem Joel's partner good enough for him and all that. Maria doesn't get too involved in the discussions, but she sure as heck always brings in fresh information.

Joel's out there fighting clickers and hunters, thinking he's all tough and independent. Meanwhile, back at Jackson, Tommy, Maria, and Ellie are basically the Joel Protective Services, holding weekly strategy sessions. Maria's like their secret agent, infiltrating town council meetings for intel. Ellie's drawing up pros and cons lists that would make a HR department weep. And Tommy's just nodding along.

Anonymous asked:

okay but when you finally manage to hide those berries from joel for long enough to actually manage to make him a pie... he's the happiest man alive. he'll let out a downright sinful moan at the first bite. just... joel miller with his eyes closed and humming in delight as he devours that first slice. he's speechless... but the fact he asks for a second and a third slice speak for him. tbh he'll eat the whole pie in one sitting if you let him. seeing joel's face, with crumbs in his beard, the corner of his mouth stained, with a soft satisfied smile on his face is priceless - it's worth all the trouble you went through to hide the berries from him lol. save some pie for ellie and you'll immediately become her favorite person.

Hiding berries from Joel is like trying to hide sunshine from a sunflower. You finally manage it, bake the legendary forbidden pie, and he takes that first bite... Suddenly, you're not just a baker, you're a culinary deity. You've unlocked a level of pleasure in Joel Miller he didn't even know existed. The apocalypse survivor extraordinaire, slayer of infected, hardened cynic brought to his knees by a berry pie.

Anonymous asked:

I think Joel would put in extra effort to spend time with Ellie when he gets a partner so she knows he's not letting anyone steal him away from her, ya know. So she knows he values their time and that he likes spending time with her too. And of course he also tries to spend time with his favorite girls together so they can bond :) so he's always setting up movie nights or game nights, inviting you over for dinner with them, etc etc

Joel being all gruff and protective, elbowing his partner with a "She's got dibs on my heart, kiddo, but there's room for pie... and you" while Ellie rolls her eyes so hard she nearly pulls a muscle.

Anonymous asked:

Every damn time Ellie sees Joel being all lovey dovey with his woman, she immediately throws them a playful "you guys are so mushy, ew" just to see Joel roll her eyes at her lol but she loves seeing that grump be all cute and lovey with his lady

Ellie's like the designated relationship gremlin, popping out of the shadows to sprinkle a little 'ew' on Joel's happiness like she's seasoning his romance.

You can practically hear her thoughts: 'Must... disrupt... excessive displays of affection. Protect Joel's gruff reputation.'

Anonymous asked:

Ellie would totally surprise Joel's partner with questions about him and their relationship. Like, you're just minding your business or working or whatever and suddenly Ellie simply pops up outta nowhere and asks you a question. And just stands there looking at you expectantly waiting for your answer.

Joel's partner knows that any conversation with this teenager girl is like stepping into a minefield of awkward and absurd questions. It is less an interrogation, and more a teenage-led exposé on the deepest, darkest secrets of your soul... or maybe just your favorite brand of cheese.

Joel's partner is just trying not to spontaneously combust from the sheer audacity of this pint-sized snoop. This girl isn't just curious; she is a walking, talking, breath-stealing inquisition machine.

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