WAIT

I JUST REMEMBERED HEARING AN ELON MUSK QUOTE WHERE HE TALKS ABOUT HOW HE BELIEVES CHESS IS "TOO SIMPLE" OR WHATEVER AND HE SAID HIS FAVORITE GAME WAS A GAME CALLED "POLYTOPIA"

I JUST REMEMBERED THAT IVE PLAYED POLYTOPIA

It being Elon's favorite game (or at least one so important to him that his biographer dedicates a lot of time to it) is.....really really funny.

Basically, imagine Civilization, but as a mobile game. So like if Civilization Revolution was even more dumbed down (that's a Civilization insult. That's devastating. It's devastated right now). For what it's worth, it's not a bad game. On the contrary, from what I could tell in the little bit of time I played it, it's a perfectly competent game with good design. But it's not a deep game by any means. I played through it once, won easily on my first go, then saw that the other playable characters had barely any differences between them.

Like, not to imply you can judge a book by its cover, but here's what it looks like

I came across an article by Dave Karpf discussing this exact thing, and I think it describes it wonderfully

@emioliravioli Emery but she deserves all the pretty dresses ever bc she’s so <33

FISH. REINA. I AM GOING TO EXPLODE YOU.

THANK YOU WHAT THE HECK?????? AUUSDSDHGHJDHGJ

we need more divorcebaiting. how strongly can canon imply (without technically outright stating) that these two characters are bitterly, acrimoniously divorced? essential we explore this

Never kill yourself.

...what if i made an au where blaze becomes a dictator. oh no.

ahem, um, lots and lots of ramblings and a few doodles below! like, lots of ramblings.

oh yeah, here's some blaze sketches for this au! she gets a headress when she becomes empress, and her outfit is based on both of her parents'- her mother's shoulder pads and cape, and the flames on her father's changshen. she also paints her face to mimic having some of her mother's stripes. why? probably to mock her.

It is my personal opinion that the relationship between vector and espio is not father and son nor is it older brother and younger brother but a secret third thing

His boss

Tax write-off

Diversity Hire (Geek)

There is not a single game on planet earth worth 70 dollars

Why must I be burdened with these useless emotions

I have had enough of this aching feeling in my stomach

I am tired, I am so tired

When will this pain stop

Let this suffering end already, I hate it

Style is inspired by Daiya from twitter!

Blood version below

blaze can do this