one day we’ll get nostalgic for disaster

anyone else have to like. gentle parent their moms about food. my mom is like “let’s be naughty and eat pizza” and i gently say “food is not inherently good or bad”

thinking about the other week when i was leading a tour through the historic fort and a little girl pointed to an axe and said “what if i ate that”

asked my students if they wanted to share stories about what they did over spring break and this kid goes "you know the field behind costco?" and we all nod and he says "I got lost in the field behind costco."

i got bored of the neglectful parents thing

a fic was written by @emmaspolaroid based on this little idea so please have a read :]

(bleeding from my wound) notice anythiung differebt about me ;)

writing is so fun

writing is impossible why does anyone do this

can someone please change the fucking prophecy

i've died on smaller hills, so i can't judge. but i do think it's funny whenever posts about the proper definition of a poor little meow meow circulate, considering none of them mention that the origin was a kpop fan's absolutely bonkers tweet about not being able to protect a full grown man who was getting backlash for including audio from the jonestown cult leader jim jones in one of his songs

I was clearly not at the devils sacrament what the fuck

cowards. I’ll make my own Violet promisedneverland merch idgaf

I DIDNT FORGET I HAVE ADHD AND A JOB

this hit me like a truck

twice as many stars as usual 💫🐄

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