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But I can't curl up into a ball donut shape like I'm supposed to. This sucks. I just wanna curl up next to a fire or with my friends ant take a naaap TwT I need a fuzzy weighted blanket or something, man. My partner lives to far away so I can't cuddle with them either or I would. This suucks TwT.
Funniest possible responses to being barked at in public for gearing:
"Hell yeah brother!" *bark back*
"NO. BAD DOG. We do NOT bark indoors."
"ONE OF US. ONE OF US." (works best as a group)
"I can tell you where I bought the [tail] if you're interested."
"Aww, does Puppy want attention?"
" 2/10. You need to work on your accent."
"Can I pet your dog?"
"Thanks! You're pretty cool too!"
this is me right now