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Twitter - For general posting, jokes, occasional selfies, pictures of my minecraft world, thoughts about games, and my daily Les Mis thread where I summarise the chapters
Bluesky - As above but I'm a little less active
Ao3 - For going feral about Éponine Thenardier, so far only one fic but I only started like a month ago so give me time
The Thenardier family are possibly the best characters in Les Mis.
Madame Thenardier - man hating romance novel enthusiast
Monsieur Thenardier - Enterprising sometimes crossdresser who includes his children in his hobbies
Gavroche - Streetwise, witty family man who lives in an elephant
Eponine - Manipulative sometimes crossdresser with impeccable timing, horrible taste in men, and an insane smoker's rasp at 16 years old.
The other three - who knows, but I can only assume they're up to no good
“eldritch horror beyond your comprehension” and it’s just a generic monster with tentacles and eyes
girl I’m comprehending you pretty easily you’re gonna have to try harder than that
in my dnd setting the most eldritch of creatures is an ape that is impossibly wide. Whatever room you're in, this ape is wider than that. Imagine the widest room you can imagine. This ape is wider. It's other proportions remain the same. His name is Wide Ape.
I'd like to ask a few questions about the wide ape, if I may. All pertain to it's form when it is outside.
Does it become infinitely wide, just a little bit wider than the universe?
Is it affected by gravity, following the curvature of the planet?
If so, does it actually just wrap around itself?
In that event, does it just stand shoulder to shoulder with itself, or does it's body merge into one impossibly wide torso, a belt of ape across the planet?
“eldritch horror beyond your comprehension” and it’s just a generic monster with tentacles and eyes
girl I’m comprehending you pretty easily you’re gonna have to try harder than that
in my dnd setting the most eldritch of creatures is an ape that is impossibly wide. Whatever room you're in, this ape is wider than that. Imagine the widest room you can imagine. This ape is wider. It's other proportions remain the same. His name is Wide Ape.
everyone go home we got a winner
does the ape get taller aswell? or just wider like this
Stays the same height
Hey, I’m just reaching out to people on Tumblr. You’ve probably heard of Jesus and God, but have you ever reached out to Jesus for problems in your life? Big or small. Not to make you uncomfortable, but did you know sin (in your life and other people’s lives) can really hurt you, it make feel like there is a void that is never satisfied. That void could be called a “God sized hole.” Sin sucks and not just in a cookie cutter way, but in a way that it feels like there is a decay within a person. That can be a lot to take in, but I hope it is good food for thought. I hope you’re having an awesome day!! 💕
Yeah I've got a God Sized Hole and i'm sticking my fingers in it right now can I get an Amen sister
Told my dnd party that Wide Ape is going viral on tumblr and they told me not to forget them now that me and my ape are famous
they're now claiming anyone who is scared of Wide Ape has stolen valour. They're saying you guys aren't as traumatised by Wide Ape as they are. Wide Ape nearly killed them. They almost died because of his width
the oedipus-complex is named after the wrong man, that poor guy was so mortified upon finding out he fucked his mom he gouged his own eyes out, this is why I suggest renaming it, you see the vampire lestat de lioncourt-
I gotta know
Is Wide Ape like photoshop-image stretched to be that wide or does his head and like arms and stuff remain at normal proportions while his torso just goes (—————————) wide mode
His head and arms remain at normal proportions and just his body goes wide mode. However, his face is also wide, in that it goes the whole way across his head, like this
