Pigeon Princess

I'm getting hanged tomorrow in the town square for having a kind heart

"...𝘰𝘬𝘢𝘺, 𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘺... 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘥𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘪𝘵!"

highly recommend keeping a small portrait of a historical figure who met a grisly end on your work desk. for perspective.

me: oh thomas cromwell, we're really in it now. every day i get emails.

the postcard of thomas cromwell i keep on my desk: i was on committees with the duke of norfolk. and they beheaded me.

me: yep. good point.

me: cromwell. cromwell this post has got too big and famous and people are starting to misunderstand me on it.

the postcard of thomas cromwell i keep on my desk: oh no! you achieved too much fame and status? and now people are misrepresenting you? should we strip your lands and title? have you been beheaded?

me: YES ALRIGHT FINE

i think elephants should arrange in a circle and point theire trunks at the center and start building energy

medieval knight raising the visor on his helm just so you can see him rolling his eyes

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

people who leave nice tags ily

this could be the snart of something big

this could be the snort of something pig

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

is anybody out there

an attire befitting a king

bet you didn’t expect this one to exist all along 🌞

your honor my client is guilty can i get another one

If I was Jesus I would’ve simply said no dad this is your dream

I'm sensing a pattern here

Militat Omnis Amans.