I thought it was a good idea at the time

“I have called on the Goddess and found her within myself” 

https://www.instagram.com/pandemonium.art/

My roommate thought she hated cooking and then she moved in with me and started using knives that were actually sharp and realized cooking is fun. Sometimes I wonder how many other situations are like this. It's not you, or your skills. It's just the lack of correct tools. Everyone knows you need a knife in the kitchen but no one mentions a sharpening stone.

Also you should probably sharpen your knife.

Speaking less metaphorically I literally do wonder how many people would realize Cooking Doesn't Suck if only they had sharper knives. Cutting vegetables is not supposed to be a workout. You're not supposed to apply force when you press down. If you have to force the knife down then the knife is dull! This is a fixable problem!

i was having a lil frustration meltdown today when i was interrupted by my bestie sending me a video of a bug crawling fast with Mario Kart music playing and i reacted so similarly to this gif its eerie

The thing about ADHD is that the "lack of reward chemicals in your brain" doesn't just mean that you don't want to do any tasks that don't feel particularly yummy :(, it means that your brain will look at chores and tasks that need to be done like "doing this would be painful and tedious for absolutely nothing to gain from it, Do Not Do That." The same thing that your brain tells you about everything else that would feel really bad and hurt the entire time that you're dying. The part of your brain that stops you from doing the thing is the same part that keeps you from shoving your arm into a wood chipper.

With unmedicated, unmanaged ADHD, "I have to do this assignment or I fail and my life will be ruined and I die" feels like a SAW trap, every single time.

Speaking as someone with ADHD and over a decade of history with of self-harm!!! Brain says it is actually SO SO SO MUCH EASIER AND BETTER AND MORE REWARDING to jam a fork in your leg . than. t. do the f,uckingg dishes

sorry i'm back at it... janeway calling tuvok her moral compass... girl that man is NOT a neutral observer that is your defence lawyer. your ride or die best friend. your checks and balances are not checking and balancing.

joan of arc

hear me out…

“Hear me out” and it’s the most conventionally attractive alien father figure you’ve ever seen

okay here's the video from the tiktok post from earlier!

Like I said I appreciate the clickthrough but this is being posted in straightup video format for all of yall who ain't going over there

#shits I scrolled all the way back to the original because the search said there were zero 'carl sagan' posts on your blog#please post stills of the final version!#I wanna stare at it and read it#I will click the link to the tiktok

wait i got you i had to send images to the commissioner in order to set up the final order

You know I'm gonna be honest. I don't think all these apps really need access to my precise location

Or my contacts.

A moon worship ritual.

Anyone know the artists? Hard to find

This is the original post, I am the artist

halo lore is so fucking funny to me. all it really needed to be was 'youre john halo and youre a badass space marine that doesnt afraid of anything' but instead youre a war orphan created by the space CIA to be a robo-pinkerton to put down galactic worker revolts, but luckily whole hordes of you were created right in time for the most evil alien empire to ever exist to make first contact with us by nuking a planet to glass

also, the evil alien empire isnt doing this because theyre evil, their trio of space popes asked an ancient sacred AI what the fuck humans were and the ai was like 'oh those are ants that god loves more than you' and the popes immediately decided the only way to keep their cushy jobs and big dumb hats was to annihilate the human race. it almost worked, too! luckily, one of the robo-pinkertons is so freakishly lucky an AI noticed the statistical anomalies surrounding him and took him in as her favorite little meow meow and now they have a toxic co-dependent relationship and are going to nuke alien new york

@anarcho-gamerist

Hitting the damage cap.

You know what to do here, fellow Travelers.

I think one of my favourite Types of Guy on this site are people who have the name of a character from a piece of popular media as their handle – not even a variant or misspelling, they managed to snag the name straight up – and a picture of that character for an avatar, but they never post about the media that character is from. Just fucking Vriska Serket rolling up in your notes with opinions about cheese.

actually I'm here to make people look at yuri

I think this could fix me

jan smit looking at jan smit looking at rocks