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i, for one, ACTUALLY post ford pines mpreg

@enbyzombies2 / enbyzombies2.tumblr.com

artist, writer, full-time hater 21 | it/its+ | UTC-5 (USA) | eng/learning kaz | ๐Ÿ”ž, minors dnf, no age in bio = block
[ICON ID: A screencap from the show Gravity Falls of Stanford Pines, an older man with fluffy grey hair and glasses, smiling cheekily while holding a hand to his cheek. The background is edited to be that of the puppy play pride flag. /end ID]

> trenchfoot / godot / stanford / no name at all

> it/xe/he/rot/gore, it-pref

> 21. blog is 18+ (MEANING MINORS DNI) for sexy and graphic reasons

> UTC-5, USA

> hwite

> 2nd blog, first got terminated for fetish crimes. know that my first blog was literally so cool and a good archive of things I liked I'm so mad it's gone

> posts about various interests, horror, music, aesthetics, art and more. personal posts, nsfw and hate don't get tagged, deal with me.

> i am autistic and kind of slow. i am bad with words and tone, especially over the internet. your patience is mandatory. be nice to me or else

> probably plural but I'm in college so idrc about that rn (just mentioning so you can take it into account when my opinions seem to radically change out of nowhere)

> #my art for art, #jams for music recs

> block the tag "#its not explicit i can rb it to main" to avoid nsfw content (that's not technically explicit but. well.) i use #mdni on posts i put in main tags

> no dni, just don't be fucking rude. i don't softblock ๐Ÿ”ซ

> i'm not a 'pro' or 'anti' shipper, i'm a normal person who thinks you can write whatever you want but that sim-cp is bad and i'm allowed to call you cringe for making abusive ships all lovey-dovey without any thought to what you might be saying by doing that

> $/EnbyZombies + Buy Me A Coffee <- give me money I'm broke and disabled

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mioxenoblade

I want a shirt that says down with cis now

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yourejustasbad

Youโ€™re cisphobic.

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princessgender

i can live with that

retried the potatoes today and they were. okay. i didn't season them enough this time but the consistency in cooking was better! i also made an omelette which i haven't done before but that's not really an achievement since it's just eggs

it's funny that this episode contains a ceo/creator of something online that's completely on board with cooperating with the investigation and it's literally the first time it's happened without any fight

sorry im watching s9 e2 of svu and these stupid animations are so fucking funny

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reverse gatekeeping. I am on my knees begging people to engage with the source material

fascinating that this person talks about female masculinity and recommends Leslie feinberg but when you look up "trans" on their blog there are no results. could mean nothing.

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Uhh guys why did my doctor recommend cbt for my fibromyalgia. I'm open to treatments but cock and ball torture seems a bit far.

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running a disability blog is genuinely insane because we'll say basic shit like "hey people with cancer don't have it easier" and someone inevitably loudly responds to argue against this and refuse to back down. and like every other note is someone saying "yeah when i told people i got cancer they spat in my face" or "people treated me like i was already dead" or "her husband was yelling at her for ruining their holiday because if her cancer made her piss blood (a legitimate concern) she wouldn't be able to fly and she told him this" [<- real story about someone i know]. i mean it's easier for me to see notes on my own post but like it's not like other people can't check them too. am i out of my mind like what. and this happens with every goddamn thing it's like [harrowing story of abuse] x 15 and [one guy who thinks you're talking shit and disabled people are privileged crybabies]

zufas scared of the Midwest storm rn and cuddling up with me and she's shivering so hard its so sad :(

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"trans women are pressured to undergo surgery to get anything close to the same amount of respect as their cisgender counterparts (already not much)" and "trans women deserve to feel comfortable in their bodies and this often includes surgery" are two things that coexist. they are both true things. you do not need to demonize surgery while making a point

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stanford pines' love language is quality time.

he feels like he lost so much time, so many years stuck in the nightmare realm that he relishes any moment that he gets to spend time with you.

the most monotonous tasks like brushing his teeth or folding laundry feel so much more enthralling with you there.

wanting you to tag along on his anomaly hunting, eager to see the excitement and awe in your eyes with every new anomaly you encounter.

sitting underneath an impressive oak tree, your head resting on ford's lap as he reads or is writing in his journal.

no words need to be spoken, just the two of you relishing in each other's presence.

"say ford, do you ever get tired of our routine?"

"no, not particularly. what makes you ask?" he hums, glancing down at you with a raised brow.

"just curious, you've just had such exciting adventures in the past. i know you were literally stuck in another realm, but i sometimes wonder if this gets boring." you admit, fiddling with the leaf that had fallen from the tree, the colors transforming with the changing of the seasons.

ford closes his book, leaning forward and pressing a kiss on your forehead suddenly.

"my dear, i could never be bored in your company. any thing i get to do with you is truly an adventure of its own."

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