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Mermaids Are Flowering Plants: The Blog

@endreal / endreal.tumblr.com

"Every single thing was suddenly a metaphor for fire." Exhausted. Former librarian. Monster. Officially late 0s. Southern, queer, agender. They/them, but sometimes he or she. Polyam and married. Endreal, the Gremlin, and V at your service. On Tuesdays the oracle is IN.
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eilooxara asked:

So I noticed that your blog contains messages and it seems kinda like each one is part of a system of messages. I imagine sending those messages was important to you, and you seem like a really powerful tumblr user, so I was wondering... Is this a place of honor? Are there like, highly esteemed deeds and shit commemorated here?

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Absolutely fucking not
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Reblogged anais-ninja-bitch
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I’m obsessed with ep 15 of ohshc not because of anything that actually happens in the episode but because hikaru seems to be wearing three tank tops the whole time

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I’m captivated by his triple tank swag

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okay I think there’s three possible options

  1. three tank tops. weirdo.
  2. two tank tops and one binder. still a weirdo but now he’s got transmasc swag.
  3. one tank over TWO binders. not a weirdo, but his swag is revoked because of his unsafe binding practices.
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one binder sandwiched between two tank tops. weirdo again

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my argument for one binder sandwiched between two tank tops: the binder was causing sensory issues

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transmasc AND autistic boy swag

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Considering that the white straps are hanging out of the black layer I think it is absolutely tank top underneath a binder, but Hikaru needs to make it look like a fashion choice (tm) as opposed to hiding it under the straps.

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he’s like if I wear my binder confidently enough no one will even realize what it is and you know what he’s right.

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for better or worse, I can personally confirm that layered vest tops/A-shirts/singlets were a trend in the 00s and 10s. I actually still do it sometimes. layering with a binder though? imma have to try that

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your regular reminder that GRUEL is thinner than PORRIDGE

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I was tagged by @endreal to post a recent selfie + six recent non-selfie photos.

I haven’t been taking many selfies lately, so I took one today just for this post:

And I’m going to present the other photos entirely without context:

I’ll tag uhhhh (IDK who got tagged in this already) @belialjones @thegleamoftheknife @rhymingteelookatme @heybrodiaea @sirhro @toastking-is-a-transgender @dee-the-red-witch and @marxalittle - but don’t feel obligated. And if I didn’t tag you and you want to play, please do!

#oye look at my cute friend!
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Reblogged amarantoo
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dm’ing people on here is so embarrassing 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️hi it’s me the giant pervert who lives in your phone. how’s it going

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Reblogged amerillo342
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I dreamt that there was a new meme that went, “If I dids it, I dids it. If I didsn’t, I didsn’t.” There was a third line, but I forgot what it was.

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happy to report i’m back on my bullshit

and a rare variant

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katherinebarlow

HOW DID YOU KNOW THEY WERE CAT MEMES IN MY DREAM

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>:3€

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katherinebarlow

THAT’S IT, THAT’S THE MEME FROM MY DREAM

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