why hasn’t naruto done anything about global warming

he’s globally warming our hearts

you make me want sleepy nights, warm cups of tea, rainy days, and soft kisses.

what baby elephant

deleting my zero note posts like a Victorian family locking their problem child in the attic to save face in polite society 

“Age is just a number” means senior citizens can still find love.

“Age is just a number” means middle-aged people can still find love.

“Age is just a number” means 30+ people can still find love.

“Age is just a number” is not an excuse to be a pedophile.

Nothing is an excuse to be a pedophile.

So don’t.

Just don’t.

also “age is just a number” means i’m buying that stuffed animal and y’all can’t stop me

i want to cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle

i’m pretty sure at this point if someone held me tenderly id just black out

i havent had a crush on anyone irl in such a long time i cant tell if it’s a blessing and im at #peace or im just dead inside

teachers who are like well I don’t accept late work deserve death.

this is not a joke literally what do teachers gain when you fail “well but late work means they have to check ur work outside of school hours” homework means I have to do work out of school hours what’s your point

men dressing sluttier does nothing for me bc i’m a lesbian but i still strongly support it bc bi women deserve good things

no ❤️

HEY.

what if we were sitting in a field and i plucked some grass and put it on your knee. what then?

when i’m doing a quiz and they ask the song lyric question but they don’t include an “i don’t want to read all this” option so i’m forced to choose one at random and jeopardise the accuracy of my results

When you and your siblings become adults and start reflecting on how fucked up your parents were

i am once again asking liberals to extend the criticism they had of trump to the united states as a whole