I don't know if this is heresy or whatever but I was popping around twitch and then I had a startlingly clear mental image of Heavenly Mother as like. your favorite streamer's beloved wife. who is rarely actually in content but you know she's there and is always spoken highly of. do you see the vision. do you think God streams minecraft.

edward and alphonse wandering across amestris for 3.5 years looking for a way to return to their original bodies: mustang can we get a philosopher's stone?

mustang: you have a philosopher's stone at home

the philosopher's stone at home:

puppy play but i’m some sort of endangered wolf who is sick and injured so a team of medical experts work around the clock to diagnose and fix me and they feed me an ideal diet and post photos of me on social media and everyone says “ooohhh awwwwwwww!!!!” and then i get released back to the wild because it’s the right thing to do and from then on i only occasionally show up on random trail cams and people say “yay!” and they leave me alone

Where's my Breakfast?

Oil on Panel 30x30 cm

Artist: Daniel Arthur

I tell you what, this country has gone to heck in a hand basket. We've lost sight of what we were. We need to go back to a time when Men were Brine Shrimp and Women were also Brine Shrimp.

We need to return to the values of the late pleistocene era, when Lake Bonneville was a vast inland sea covering much of what is now Utah and parts Idaho and Nevada.

TO SAVE THIS COUNTRY WE NEED TO REFILL LAKE BONNEVILLE!

Now you might be saying, "but Brothermouse, wouldn't dumping trillions of gallons of water into the Great Salt Lake with the intent of returning water levels to their prehistoric levels cause untold damage to infrastructure, massive loss of human life and irrevocably damage the local ecosystem for the foreseeable future, to say nothing of the economic effects?"

To that I say, of course it will, and that's just the price I'm willing to pay.

REFILL!!! LAKE!!! BONNEVILLE!!!

^ a helpful diagram

he just looks so torture-able . like it would be a disservice NOT to torture him.. . he WANTS to be tortured

Really appreciate how Spirk canonically can be anything you want. Like they really have it all, something for everyone:

In AOS they are angsty college age fuck ups

In SNW they are late 20s/early 30s having crises of adulthood

In TOS they are mature middle aged professionals

In TMP they are in their old man yaoi era

You can put them in school together. You can put them in any era of earth history with time travel. Any fanfic trope your heart desires can be canon compliant via planet-of-the-week shenanigans. There's the mirrorverse for when you're feeling evil. They both literally die and come back to life via sheer indestructible plot armor. The fuck or die already came free with your subscription.

Truly THE fanfiction couple of all time

You all disappoint me. Not one (1) drawing of a personified tumblr mourning the lifeless corpse of 4chan? Not ome? They were our rivals you sick fucks. Nary a whiff of 1 (one) fix-it AU? Im going to hibernate now..youve pirssed me off

the reason "robot racism" is often a really stupid metaphor is the same reason that like. discrimination against demons or vampires or whatever doesn't work, is because there's often a pretty justified reasons humans are scared of vampires or robots or whatever, in a way that doesn't apply to real life minorities, like a fantasy author will be like "the reason vampires are discriminated against is because most of them and kill and eat people for fun and pleasure, and so humans respond by trying to kill them, isn't that so sad" and like no that's a perfectly fine reason to not trust vampires i think.

sci-fi writers will be like "every robot on earth randomly decided to kill all humans for no real reason, and now people don't trust robots, and this is a metaphor for racism" and like no you just wrote a metaphor for white people actually.

Hey. Take my hand. I feel like if 4chan can afford to keep running since 2009 despite having an unmarketable shitty userbase then whatever may happen to tumblr will not be our fault.

Okay so 4chan just died

Do I have to do everything myself around here?

@turnipoddity

THANKS FOR THE TAG 😭 this is a masterpiece

Do I have to do everything myself around here?

@turnipoddity

THANKS FOR THE TAG 😭 this is a masterpiece

Tony Hawk’s Twitter is a gold mine honestly

We Stan this San Diego Man

this

C o m e d yy

Some recent gems:

And of course there’s

#where is race war tony hawk tweet thats my fav (via @laughingfish​)

I gotchu, bro:

i’m wheezgJmf stoP

Honestly every time this thread just makes me laugh. And new additions…excellent.

“[insert dc comics thing] is not canon anymore—” i’m gonna be so fr i haven’t cared about what’s canon and what’s not ever since they killed alfred in order to further bruce and damian’s character development. bc to acknowledge the different canons is to acknowledge that alfred pennyworth, my ideal man, is dead. therefore, to me, nothing is canon unless i like it. and that’s not even to mention damian’s furry arc.