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Sorry if you have to see ads, here's my cat Cassie to soften the blow
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Babygirl my minecraft house is fucked up in ways you couldnt even imagine
ALT
Not only are you not scratching the surface, you don't even know where you're digging
So to preface, a couple years ago I joined a Minecraft server with a big group of friends, where every now and again, they would come over to my House. And I thought it'd be really funny if I changed the House ever so slightly but always insisted that it was exactly the same, so occasionally when they'd come over they'd say, "Is this room different...?" and I would do my best deadpan sincere voice and say "no, it's always been like that! :D". Since I live in Europe it was really easy for me to exclusively work at night time for them, so from their point of view I was never really online. So over the course of probably like a year and a half, I just kept Extending The House. Every so slowly. Excruciatingly slowly. I kept making strange rooms with no purpose. Hallways that connected only to each other. Doors that lead to nowhere. Until finally one day, I logged in and there was a new room that I had Not built, and a new staircase that had definitely not been there before. Eventually I stopped adding onto my House because when I would log on it would be different anyway. Without me even doing it. One time I logged on and there were balloons. One day I logged on and my house was made of netherite. I realise it was my friends finally noticing the tomfoolery I'd been pulling for over a year and doing it back, but I like to believe that I'd committed to the bit of my house Growing for so long that I'd accidentally hexed it and it truly did begin manifesting its self :)
Except. the strange happenings did not stop there. Under the cut is all of my memories of unexplainable, weird and just generally Fucked Up things that occurred in my Minecraft House
I remembered some more bits and bobs and found pictures!! Also I literally had a dream last night btw that someone reblogged this and said "damn bitch you live like this?" and it made me wake myself up from laughing
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Babygirl my minecraft house is fucked up in ways you couldnt even imagine
ALT
Not only are you not scratching the surface, you don't even know where you're digging
So to preface, a couple years ago I joined a Minecraft server with a big group of friends, where every now and again, they would come over to my House. And I thought it'd be really funny if I changed the House ever so slightly but always insisted that it was exactly the same, so occasionally when they'd come over they'd say, "Is this room different...?" and I would do my best deadpan sincere voice and say "no, it's always been like that! :D". Since I live in Europe it was really easy for me to exclusively work at night time for them, so from their point of view I was never really online. So over the course of probably like a year and a half, I just kept Extending The House. Every so slowly. Excruciatingly slowly. I kept making strange rooms with no purpose. Hallways that connected only to each other. Doors that lead to nowhere. Until finally one day, I logged in and there was a new room that I had Not built, and a new staircase that had definitely not been there before. Eventually I stopped adding onto my House because when I would log on it would be different anyway. Without me even doing it. One time I logged on and there were balloons. One day I logged on and my house was made of netherite. I realise it was my friends finally noticing the tomfoolery I'd been pulling for over a year and doing it back, but I like to believe that I'd committed to the bit of my house Growing for so long that I'd accidentally hexed it and it truly did begin manifesting its self :)
Except. the strange happenings did not stop there. Under the cut is all of my memories of unexplainable, weird and just generally Fucked Up things that occurred in my Minecraft House
Reblogged evilwizard
does anyone want to hire me to be their evil advisor
i mean normal advisor
Reblogged infectiouspiss
I always forget that Butch is like. A real actual name that people have. Come look at my beautiful children femme and twink
m;y god
Never forget him
Reblogged 118sexen
women are really hot. did you guys know this
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Welcome to the no note rotating vape guys post
The date...
Reblogged 118sexen
did i tell you guys how i changed all the woords i could think of to “nyoom” on my moms phone
Reblogged cognitohazardous
Being trans and working in an office is funny sometimes
My boss: I have a question for you
Me, thinking: oh fuck I messed something up didn't I
My boss: a personal question
Me, still thinking: ah, this is about my penis. I know these matters well
You truly are a fucking saint and I hope that kid knows you're the reason why because I would've KILLED for that kind of leeway as a teenager
Be careful though, some day you'll get blind sided. When I worked in pharmaceutical manufacturing I never really came out as trans, but I still didn't pass well and often talked about things that would only have happened if I'd been born female. I never came out, but I knew everyone knew. One day, one of my more socially unaware coworkers asked if he could ask me a personal question. I said sure, and he lead me away from the group to a side hallway where no one else was around. And then he dropped the question:
"If they made a real jurassic park, would you go?"
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Soda Pop: A highly carbonated soda drink. It can be used to restore 50 HP to a single Pokémon.
