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y’all remember being 15? That was fucked up
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i regret nothing
Reblogged trans-pickles
geopolitically, i think it's about time for the transgender community to have nuclear deterrence
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I think we should bring back 1980s style Horrible Little Man animated mascots, but this time extend them to products beyond food.
"Horrible Little Man who's fiendishly addicted to the product and will abase themselves utterly in order to get it", except the product in question is furniture.
"Horrible Little Man who inexplicably hates the product and will go to enormous (and inevitably futile) lengths to prevent others from consuming it" who just can't fucking stand blue jeans.
"Horrible Little Man who wields sinister magic to compel others to consume the product whether they like it or not" shilling for a major airline.
I NEED EVERYONE TO KNOW ABOUT MY BLORBO, MR DELICIOUS.
He is the former mascot for Rax, “You can eat here.” He’s a traumatized Vietnam vet with a vasectomy going through a midlife crisis who picked up drag.
He was such a bad mascot he killed the restaurant chain.
He could have been a tumblr sexyman in 2025. I love him so dearly and am currently writing about him getting pregnant.
jesus christ this is real.
Corporate Mascot being "Just Some Guy Who's Doing It for The Paycheck" is a level of irony that was way ahead of its time. The early 90s was too naive and sincere, but right about now, he'd be on teeshirts in every college
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Oh, and by the way, that Supreme Court ruling is where that Harry Potter money goes.
This isn't even a slight exaggeration. JKR has openly given at least £70,000 to For Women Scotland to campaign against trans rights and fund this exact supreme court ruling. x x
Her anti-trans Crisis Centre in Edinburgh has the director of For Women Scotland on the Board of Directors. x
We can presume she's given more (financial) support off the record or in other ways.
Rowling consistently makes passive income on all Harry Potter products. Multiple sources have cited that Rowling earns anywhere between $50 million to a $100 million each year from royalties. Forbes estimated she earned $95 million in 2017 alone. x x x
It is a well-known fact that she earns net profit percentages on all her IP. Every time you buy any HP merch, from anywhere, she gets a cut. Every time you watch one of her films, even streaming or just on the tv, she gets a cut. Every time you visit Universal Studios or Harry Potter World, she gets a cut.
And she uses that money to do this. To strip trans rights at every opportunity.
This is where that Harry Potter money goes.
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Let’s lay on mama
Reblogged bluehairedspidey
Being blocked on tumblr isn’t important unless it’s by the OP of a funny post in which case it’s the same suffering as what they’re doing to Jesus this Friday
Scratching and scrabbling at the door like please I will renounce whatever take of mine annoyed you please can I reblog the funny post please please