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irreversible consequences part one: the realization
pairings: [ secret trope!] chris sturniolo x best friend!fem reader [ eventually but not really in this part ]
synopsis: in which chris receives a frustrated and glaringly disappointed call from his mother in the middle of the night, prompting him to take the next flight home, only to be met with the irreversible consequences of his actions.
disclaimers: the trope for chris will be revealed at the end of this blurb. angst. swearing. more detailed warnings to come.
THIRD PERSON POV
chris had a tendency to have a reoccurring impulsive streak any time he became stressed, frustrated, or when he fought with his brothers. but at any other given moment, he was calculated and prepared. he made sure to be smart about the things he did, given his career choice and the fact that he was constantly in the limelight as a rapidly growing content creator, even years after hitting his peak.
hi guys read this rn pls n thanks. show star some love on any blurb actually she deserves it
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i was playing fort and i was telling my girl that i haven’t been able to win a match since earlier tonight and she goes “if you do, i’ll give you head” as motivation….now how the fuck am i supposed to focus after that ????
@eph3merall you’re crazy
dont be fooled i fell asleep like deadass 30 mins afterwards
─────── ( A STURNIOZ AU SPECIAL ).
what shy!readers life would be like if she was in a relationship with confident!reader and fratboy!matt.
authors note. this is a completely separate universe to the usual. in this one, shy!reader isn't in her situationship with fratboy!chris. they never interacted or met.
wait hello bi girls r winning wtf
inspo creds : the talented @eph3merall !
"same as yesterday?" you asked the brunette standing in front of you on the other side of the counter, catching the small smile that tugged at his lips from your words. returning it as he nodded his head, you quickly turned away to get to work on his order. chris watched for a moment, the way the ponytail you'd pulled through the back of your hatt bounced when you whipped your head around, and how you hummed a bit when you bent over to grab almond milk from the minifridge below the counter in front of you—he was utterly infatuated.
oh rory you did my idea JUSTICE holy shit
─────── ꒰ THE FRAT WEDDING SERIES ꒱ SPECIAL.
the fake frat wedding event between shy!reader and fratboy!chris, written in fratboy!chris' perspective─a peek inside his mind.
tw. mentions of cocaine.
shy!reader's perspective. ╰› ꒰ part one ꒱ ꒰ part two ꒱ ꒰ part three ꒱ ꒰ part four ꒱
i still hate him this lowk changed nothing ( im weak actually this made me upset n want to kiss him all over )