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its called wizard building. its about wizards in a building. its being made with ms paint and a mouse. so far i got chapterer 1 out.
i set it up at @wizardbuilding . go check it out if you want.
tech ceo wants his company to develop an ai assistant but makes the unfortunate choice to abbreviate it to "ai ass." while writing a message to his r&d team leader. the r&d team then puts the ceo through a 13 hour surgery to get an llm to function in his ass. the surgery is botched and the ceo dies of critical ass failure
to anyone making a public bathroom, consider sprucing it up with this addition
thank you tumblr user morphogenetic-bulborb. amazing addition. road runner catching urinal.
every time you rb something from me it gets random ass notes from people that don’t follow me and i go “???” for a second before remembering that you are uncannily good at posting and probably have a pretty solid follower count. anyways i don’t know why people are rbing my bone ranking but i’m glad they’re appreciative of me speaking my truth (the truth being bones are awesome)
what can i say the people yearn for the bones
top five bones
oh very good question i love me some bones. limiting it to human bones for simplicity but there are some cool ass animal bones out there too
5. pelvis
the pelvis is cool to me primarily because of how complicated it is. look at all these weird ass shapes it makes. evolution rolled the dice until this weird fucked up butterfly shape managed to work. also the pelvis does a lot for us. plus our friend the tailbone is here. the pelvis is one of those deceptively complicated bones which i find fun. she's weirddddd and lowkey i found it easier to learn about the details of the skull in my high school anatomy class
4. femur
look at this beast. this bone is the strongest in our body and it shows. she is nearly intimidating in her strength. hurts like FUCK to break one of these due to how strong it is, but like look at her. she's a star. i'm especially enchanted by the head of the femur bc the way it aligns with the pelvis reminds me of children's toys which you would assemble in similar ways. also cool shape
3. atlas
i like vertebrae in general i think they are cool but i have a lot of love for the atlas in particular. the atlas is the vertebra at the very top of your spine, and alongside protecting your spinal cord and allowing you movement it serves a very important purpose: holding up your bigass head. literally that's why it's called the atlas. it holds up the globe (a human's massive heavy fucking cranium.) so it gets a special shape for that job. awesome. thanks man
2. clavicle (aka collarbone)
look at this guy. it's swanky. sexy. very mobile bone. similar to the femur it hurts like hell to break. i'm a big fan of the clavicle bc it's one of the bones that are very easy to see in a lot of people. also it's probably the sexiest bone out there. of course so many people are into this thing look at it. she's gorgeous
ok so technically this isn't its own individual bone but instead a part of the skull. but if you've ever studied the skull you would know that it is complicated as FUCK so i think i'm allowed to get a little specific. when i first learned about this guy in my anatomy class i was so fucking stoked. we have little spikes! in our skulls! that's so cool! look i can't really explain this one you either get the hype or you don't. umm honorable mention to the zygomatic (cheekbone) part of the skull btw i always liked that one too. bones are awesome