Hey, temptation!

bagel with cream cheese! everyone give it up for bagel with cream cheese

I only follow back freaks and creatures of the night. I’m sure you understand

y'all, i have something incredibly important to share

LOOK AT HIM

BABY KERMIT

Artist-Alyssa Thorne

Certified nerdfucker

Every morning I pray for a crab rave and every day the empty throne of God disappoints me

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

gentle reminders 

i have crazy garlic fingers from peeling and chopping garlic cloves yesterday this phenomenon is always fascinating to me because it reminds me that i, too, am made of meat, and therefore i am also susceptible to being seasoned

I was never a well-behaved girl. After all, I never had a vocation for shy joy, for passion without hot kisses or for badly resolved love without hiccups. I want from life what is raw and beautiful. I'm not here for people to like me. I'm here to learn to like every detail I have. And to seduce only what adds me. I am dramatic, intense, transient and have a joy in me that sometimes tires me. So don't give me more or less or anything. Come to me with body, soul, greed and shortness of breath.

Flail earrings handmade by Moon and Serpent

It's beautiful, isn't it, what music can do. How it can make you feel, what it lets you remember, how someone's music is a window into their soul.

petition to make bees as big as a human hand and really fluffy and fat. this will do nothing for anyone but it will be cute

I love talking with neurotypical people about my executive dysfunction because I'm like "yeah there's this invisible wall in my head that I'm incapable of getting past no matter what I do and it stops me from doing things" and they're like what the actual fuck

Meanwhile other neurodivergents are like

Seen it, you say?