someone's got a biting problem...! somebody get this guy some dog bones to gnaw on

Every time i purchase a moderately expensive item the Karl Marx on my shoulder is like "For shame... you purchase yet another pair of jeans when you have 5 already at home, you despicable commodity fetishist? In my time, a man with five outfits would consider himself blessed beyond measure, and yet you want for more, while there are children starving in the world??" to which the second Karl Marx on my other shoulder says "Objection! Those 5 pairs of jeans all wildly uncomfortable or have holes in the ass, due to the decline of clothing quality driven by the fast fashion industry, unfortunately making this purchase a necessity... Plus, by purchasing a slightly more expensive pair of jeans from an independent brand, seeking quality over 'brand recognition', they are deliberately trying to avoid engaging in conspicuous consumption!" to which the third Karl Marx clinging to my back like that beetle from Doctor Who says "Remember, my friend; the less you eat, drink, buy books, go to the theatre or to balls, or to the pub, and the less you think, love, theorize, sing, paint, fence, etc., the more you will be able to save and the greater will become your treasure which neither moth nor rust will corrupt — your capital. Buy the jeans," to which I say "I don't know if any of you have actually read Karl Marx"

Harry Du Bois is that you???

You stay away from my balls

How to Make Your Own Binder that Fits Well and Looks Good

A while back I was in need of some new binders and thought hey, I bet I can make one way cheaper than buying it from somewhere (especially cus some of the ones I’ve bought in the past didn’t really fit right). Except when I started looking for a binder patterns online, I was very surprised that I really… couldn’t find many that looked very nice lol. Most of them had really wrinkled necklines, or didn't bind well, or just overall looked weird. A lot of the patterns also required a serger, which I don't have.

So I just said fuck it and made my own pattern! And it ended up being relatively easy! And the binders fit REALLY WELL and are comfortable to wear, even for long periods. The neckline doesn't show under shirts with loose collars, and the bottom hem doesn't gap or stick out. Here's me wearing one:

(plus I was able to make myself 5 of them for a total of like ~$50.)

So I figured I could throw together a guide to help out anyone else who wanted to make their own binder but was dissatisfied with the patterns available!

Disclaimer: This tutorial is going to assume a baseline level of sewing experience, and also will require access to a sewing machine. It is not a complicated pattern, but it will most likely require some tweaking and adjustments after you make the first one. Don’t be afraid to make alterations to make it fit better!

This tutorial is for a gc2b-style half-tank binder. It could be altered to be a full-tank binder, but all instructions will be for the half-tank design.

So I am currently working on using your guide to sew a few binders for myself! Right now I am still in the prototype phase with the pattern, making sure everything fits and sits right. It is going well so far! I definitely am having less problems sewing with stretch fabric, I usually do but I think this fabric I got was higher quality than stuff I have used previously.

Once I finish prototyping and have everything solid, I am planning on posting a bunch of pictures!

Finished prototyping and my first one that day actually, but I had a lot going on and didn't have time to post! It's a little big and the curve on the arm hole needs some adjusting, but I'm very happy with it!

I'm working on making a second white one today, and then I'm going to make one in black with space fabric on the inside and one in blue with space fabric on the inside!

YOOO HELL YES!!!! It looks so good!!! Also patterned fabrics inside is SO BIG-BRAINED...

How to Make Your Own Binder that Fits Well and Looks Good

A while back I was in need of some new binders and thought hey, I bet I can make one way cheaper than buying it from somewhere (especially cus some of the ones I’ve bought in the past didn’t really fit right). Except when I started looking for a binder patterns online, I was very surprised that I really… couldn’t find many that looked very nice lol. Most of them had really wrinkled necklines, or didn't bind well, or just overall looked weird. A lot of the patterns also required a serger, which I don't have.

So I just said fuck it and made my own pattern! And it ended up being relatively easy! And the binders fit REALLY WELL and are comfortable to wear, even for long periods. The neckline doesn't show under shirts with loose collars, and the bottom hem doesn't gap or stick out. Here's me wearing one:

(plus I was able to make myself 5 of them for a total of like ~$50.)

So I figured I could throw together a guide to help out anyone else who wanted to make their own binder but was dissatisfied with the patterns available!

Disclaimer: This tutorial is going to assume a baseline level of sewing experience, and also will require access to a sewing machine. It is not a complicated pattern, but it will most likely require some tweaking and adjustments after you make the first one. Don’t be afraid to make alterations to make it fit better!

This tutorial is for a gc2b-style half-tank binder. It could be altered to be a full-tank binder, but all instructions will be for the half-tank design.

So I am currently working on using your guide to sew a few binders for myself! Right now I am still in the prototype phase with the pattern, making sure everything fits and sits right. It is going well so far! I definitely am having less problems sewing with stretch fabric, I usually do but I think this fabric I got was higher quality than stuff I have used previously.

Once I finish prototyping and have everything solid, I am planning on posting a bunch of pictures!

Finished prototyping and my first one that day actually, but I had a lot going on and didn't have time to post! It's a little big and the curve on the arm hole needs some adjusting, but I'm very happy with it!

I'm working on making a second white one today, and then I'm going to make one in black with space fabric on the inside and one in blue with space fabric on the inside!

YOOO HELL YES!!!! It looks so good!!! Also patterned fabrics inside is SO BIG-BRAINED...

alright google calm down we all know this to be true

One of the many Stobotnik scenes, in my style

Day 3: Alternate Universe!

This is my take on a college / cafe AU!!

Robotnik is a sleep deprived physics professor and Stone runs the local coffee shop. I imagine Robotnik comes in every evening with a ton of work, and Stone begins to recognize him over time. And if anyone asks, Robotnik keeps coming back to the same cafe because of the good coffee and NOT because of the charming handsome barista…. totally…

Found that over at mastodon

hardcore satanist grandma called u a poser

DAY 3: AU zombie

this drawing is the one I like the least

I'm so sorry 😭😭😭😭

Day 3: alternate universe | mafia

they should let me design tshirts

i really struck a chord here didnt i

Rtte sibs:]