**inhales**

- Holden would’ve enjoyed grunge, forestcore or gremlin core outfits

- He would have those goofy ass t shirts but it’s mainly ducks

- He makes a certain face similar to his dad

- I like to think an adult Holden would’ve been somewhat of Harlan Ellison but still J.D Salinger. I say that because I would’ve imagined bros roasts absolutely diabolical and all nonsense like how Harlan Ellison was.

- Adult him would’ve have a smoke pipe

- He knows how to play the accordion

- If he was in the modern world he would’ve join those fantasy or medieval fairs. Holy shit he would’ve stoked out on certain things on there

Really nervous talking about this AU considering of how I know the community don’t like Holden x Stradlater and I will say I am a shipper of those folks 😭 (I’m going to pull the dog meme face) but then again I like to separate them nonetheless

Anyways Holden growing up as a dude who lives off the money his parents and D.B gives and is trying to make a name for himself since his good in writing, Stradlater peaked at high school but fucked up when he got a girl pregnant and now he got a baby he decided to keep and got contact with Holden

Holden absolutely shitting tears and got like: oh wait the kid… okay yknow what fuck this

Boom parent

Oh lord here comes my yapping session

Okay so my au mainly consists of the seasons in a certain timeline similar to our world history and this time philosophy and religious themes onto it somewhat but to connect it.

So Ima start off first with seasons considering how I view them in a world history type of sense, out of all the seasons the most earliest spirits base from motif and design have to be the season of passage considering the masks are reminiscent to the concept art of the elders and their designs before but also to add a sort of tribal like look to them so I like to believe they were the earliest people from the beginning of the kingdom in Sky. Now I know a lot of people look at collab seasons and say they wouldn’t make sense in the kingdom of sky but I say that’s wrong by that is because in my au for example the little Prince and moomins would’ve existed within the the time of the dark war. Why? Because both co existed in the same timeline on which WW2 had happened in our irl world. Except the Little Prince season would’ve faced the war but the Moomins co existed differently in a seperate world not faced with war at all.

Now time to yap about religious like themes and also philosophy there are five bases from the philosophies aka the philosophy of the light, philosophy of the megabird, philosophy of the mind, philosophy of the earth and a banned philosophy which I made up called the Dualism of the Imbalance (my favorite one to explain so far)

HONESTKY YOUR REAL FOR THAT

I also think the LP spirits adopt lil bro and now his just chilling with them or just napping around carrying his rose and shit cuz yknow found family am I right

I believe Prince is still alive.His alive with his rose. He has her. He got the sheep and everything. Their happily living together (I say as I’m dragged back tk my cell) /hj

BESIDES THAT uhhhh it would he a sitcom if Prince and the adults live with Pilot and it would be generally funny if somebody would make a comic abt those fuckers messing around and shit