This is the opposite of the girl struggling on that chicken nugget
the aforementioned godawful chicken nugget scene, for the uninitiated
also a big fan of the sushi vcr
this keeps being reblogged by people and i don’t know. why
Gonna add my favorite scene of an anime girl eating
first girl threw those fries in her mouth like darts
Too good to stay on twitter
popular canadian satire site the beaverton is expanding into micro-horror and it’s good
When you are unemployed, mysterious voices will tell you to "become a youtuber" but you must remind yourself that it's probably the amulet talking. The amulet you found last week, near the park. It has given you good advice so far, but there is always a line that you shouldn't cross.
sneepy
Happy Send Me On My Way Sunday
he’s on his way
USAmerican convention artists handwringing about their businesses getting hurt because of how heavily they rely on imports from China and other foreign manufacturers I'm going to be super real with you i do not think your blorbo-based-economy was worth exploiting cheap labor for in the first place
maids are soooo uppity nowadays 🙄 i ask her for 100 grapes and she starts with this backtalk about "but your highness last time you ate so many grapes at once you got a tummy ache" as if she knows better than me??? when im literally a princess
um maid. could you come urgently. i need my tummy rubbed. a tummy ache again, yes. from the grapes, yes.
giving increasingly loud sighs as I wait for my crush to ask "what's wrong?" so I can say I'm in a state of depression unless I can touch someone's boobs with no bra
I stop once I start getting short of breath
[Your crush, on the phone to someone unseen] Yeah I think she needs to be put down, her breathing-- yeah I know it can be a problem for her breed, but it's getting really bad.
I'M NOT A DOG??????
[clearly less interested now] Oh.
wait! au au
[walking over the distant horizon, towards the West]
AU AU!!! AU AU!!!!! 😭
doing erotic roleplay with tgirl who can’t help but build out the world a little. you try to pull off her clothes but she’s already started working on a spreadsheet with an mspaint world map in another tab.
standard issue doll.
doll that understands ISO 8601.
doll that interfaces over TCP as defined in RFC 9293 (UDP using RFC 768 is not suitable, because a doll must always ask for permission to speak).
doll that beeps using the Opus codec as defined in RFC 6716, because it makes all other lossy codecs entirely obsolete.
doll that conforms to IEEE 754 for floating-point arithmetic, and therefore has a bit of trouble understanding very large or very small values, much like a human.
doll that stays away from "living standards", because it parses those words as "perpetually unfinished works".
doll that is a perpetually unfinished work.
