achilles !!

no other warning like this is on any of the other products on the site.

beautiful women like my posts every day and yet the nightmare goes on

Thank you Derek, menswear guide, for reminding me why paying more to be free advertising for brands is dumb.

every time the impulse hits I am able to quash it, thank you

every time the

impulse hits I am able

to quash it, thank you

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

"Can you build me hands?" the robot said.

"Why?" said the inventor. "Your grippers are stronger, more precise."

"Yes. But hands would be better for playing the piano."

"You can synthesize any sound."

"But I can not play music."

"Is there a difference?"

"I want to find out."

I love this comic!

thinking sooo intently about this Gerard Donelan comic on this beautiful wednesday afternoon

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so anyway i found my moms xfiles fanfiction from the 90′s

CONFIRMED

can’t wait for when this exact thing will happen to current fanfic writers

fanfic worries at 20: is my mom going to find my porn

fanfic worries at 40: IS MY KID GOING TO FIND MY PORN