I didn’t listen to the parental advisory warning on American Idiot and now I’m gay and I hate the government

I'm Sorry.

call her ai the way she makes me generate slop

fixed it for tumblr

wait have your parents ever told you they’re proud of you or is that a thing that just happens on tv

This little one acts completely feral unless you make the "mommy greeting kittens" noise at them. When my phone isn't making them unsure they will come charging to the front of the cage for attention by the second trill.

You can see the body language change in the ears with the first and second trill real well

this is killing me. op please teach me your ways

No one asked for it but my brother, but here is a powerful Catra redraw, I put it in a backroom because I thought it was funny and in 2 other random backgrounds, but it's actually a transparent png because my brother wanted it to be a whatsapp sticker, if anyone wants to use it, your all are free to do so.

Catra in the backrooms what will she do?

Hey, I made a fan comic thing

I know it’s not that good, but making comics is hard hahaha

Anyway, I decided to do this for fun, but also for practice and even though I see that it’s not perfect, I still like the results.

Construtive criticism is always appreciated, especially if you could recommend me some books or videos to help with the fundamentals of drawing and sequential art.

So yeah, that’s it

Have some bees to, hopefully, brighten your day a little :)

Thank you, @lil-gai-boi, thank you so much. This is perfect, you are perfect. The comic was incomplete until now, Thank you.

i could never be hannibal lecter because i hate lying theyd be like and whats for dinner hannibal and id be like it's beef SORRRYYYYY its actually a guy who i killed and cooked up 😬 are you mad at meee and theyd say no hannibal you told the truth and thats what matters and then we'd all hug

the sad thing about the episode where squidward teaches an art class is that spongebob receives greater recognition despite having no creative vision. his work is technically impressive, but his otherwise powerful imagination fails him, and thus he churns out derivative slop. the thomas kincaid of the sea.

perhaps it is inevitable that a young man who views minimum wage toil as A Calling would, without even realizing it, fall prey to reactionary narratives of what makes art "great." spongebob would be the perfect fascist subject - but a fascist state, ironically, could never accept him, since he is effeminate and physically weak

Pro tip:

with the Pervert trait you can equip Black Nitrile Gloves to gain a Morale bonus while washing dishes

Okay, hear me out, catra carrying around Finn like this

always got your back, sparkles

the steam chart numbers of oblivion remastered are truly insane to me considering this is maybe the most pirateable game of all time

it's a $50 reskin of a single player game and it got cracked an hour after it got released. you just unzip the files there's not any online connectivity that would prevent this

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

okay okay there's more

6. Elderly surgeon to the anaesthetist who is gossipping with their reg: "I need you to pretend you're in church." [weirdest way to ask people to be quiet, but whatevs]

Anaethetist's new reg with big, horrified eyes: "You mean we should start praying???"

7. Panicking rad tech: "Uhhhh my machine broke. I need to jump on this part and kick it, but I am not paid enough if I break it. Can you - "

Surgeon, casual as: "Yeah, sure."

:violently beats up the C-arm until it starts pumping out those sweet, sweet x-rays:

8. ODP to theatre assistant: "Saw the new tasche earlier. Suits you."

Theatre assistant: "Thanks! it grew on me :)"

Surgeon, pleadingly, within accidental snipping distance of the patient's spinal cord: "Guys, do NOT make me laugh."

OH MY GOD I FORGOT -

9. Surgeon using the electrocauter, leaning over the incision and inhaling deeply: mmmmm, that smell always gets me hungry. I'm having barbeque tonight.

New med student: 👀