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I am an absolute idiot. This entire time, I thought Shane's neutral expression was smiling.

THIS is how I saw it, and only when I realized it's literally the :| face did I realize how horribly I've misunderstood him.

FOR THE RECORD, I have always been confused as to why when I first talked to Shane, he was smiling. It didn't fit his "fuck off leave me alone" dialogue but I still saw it that way.

And then, in higher hearts levels, I've always found the "scrutinized like a disgusting insect" line confusing because a.) it was random and b.) he was SMILING. So I took it as an absolutely random dialogue that kept throwing me off a loop because I couldn't understand why he says it. ONLY WHEN I REALIZED HIS EXPRESSION HAD ALWAYS BEEN NEUTRAL DID IT MAKE SENSE. He's OPENING UP to you in that line AND I MISUNDERSTOOD IT because I thought his Eddsworld-ass upper lip was a smile!!!

It's even worse when he LITERALLY HAS A SPRITE dedicated to smiling (WITH SOFTENED EYES MIND YOU), so I have no excuse. I'm literally just a DUMBASS but still let me justify it – his smiling sprite uses the same "shadow" to make an upturn of his lips like his neutral sprite. PLEASE tell me y'all can see it A LITTLE BIT 😭

Anyway, this little mistake shouldn't have that much of an impact on me, right? WRONG. I ALSO JUST REALIZED HOW RARELY HE SMILES. I thought this entire fucking time he was smiling when 90% of his dialogue he uses the White Guy Stareβ„’. This has made me love this man even more when I SHOULD'VE BEEN LOVING HIM THIS MUCH THE ENTIRE TIME I'M JUST BLIND AND WRONG AT SEEING PIXEL ART

Mind you I am at 10 hearts with this guy and have a mermaid pendant in my inventory I'm only keeping because I don't want him to live in a shit house. I should have my Shane fan license revoked for at least 5 business days. I will die of course but I feel as though this is a sin I must repent for

I will forever be a Stanley Pines defender and sympathizer first, but I've started to get some Stanford thoughts. He was always against something bigger than him throughout his life. With Stan being considered the problem child who couldn't amount to anything, Ford probably thought that he should be EVERYTHING. From working desperately to get back up from the setback to keep his father proud of him, he strikes gold in Gravity Falls and finds Bill. With Bill as his muse, he was made to think that he was a once-in-a-lifetime genius that was going to invent something that would change the world. Then, when Bill turns out to be an interdimensional monster, he feels like he's the only one who could stop him from destroying the universe. When Ford calls Stan, his lab partner had gone insane and left him, and his life's work turned out to be a death machine, so he's absolutely frazzled about everything that he couldn't even think to apologize to Stan first. Ford believes this threat is bigger than his family, so he only calls his brother after a full decade to ensure the safety of the journal.

This belief stays even when he returns, because now he has a niece and nephew to protect. He comes back angry at Stan because he could've defeated Bill in the Nightmare Dimension, and now he has to start over! Throughout the episodes he's still distant and even dismissive of them, because he thinks he can't settle down until the threat is secured.

Stanford has a savior complex, and I think it was good for him that in the end, Stanley was the one who ultimately defeated Bill and not him. It's great that he helped his FAMILY, his twin brother who had been there all along, defeat the ultimate evil instead of defeating it himself and proving his own complex.

I was supposed to paint something big for Giovanni's birthday (pokespe), but personal life had other plans and I was absolutely busy with everything. However, I simply cannot go another year without doing something to celebrate the fictional birthday of a fictional man who has lived rent free in my head for 3 years, so have this stupid sus emote to use on your Discord servers. Happy nth birthday, Team Rocket Boss Giovanni Sakaki from multi-million dollar, highest grossing video game franchise PokΓ©mon!

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was checking the bulbagarden shipping blog cuz i was on my way to make a new random ass ship and im only really checking if the shipname i was thinking of was taken, and i found this

the blog was last updated in february 2024, and i lowkey like it more than silverstreak/firebland??? It literally just means Old Man Shipping 😭 it's so cute

WAIT THAT'S SO CUTE EHAT?!

Thank you bulbsgarden

Woah what!! I just found out through this reblog about "afterworkshipping"! That's even cuter 😭 I'm gonna start using these two instead

was checking the bulbagarden shipping blog cuz i was on my way to make a new random ass ship and im only really checking if the shipname i was thinking of was taken, and i found this

the blog was last updated in february 2024, and i lowkey like it more than silverstreak/firebland??? It literally just means Old Man Shipping 😭 it's so cute

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