lil warmup to try out the artemus pencil. I really need to draw more armor and swords, I've been slacking

JAKE: Hey, Finn, ever notice how you're haunted by visions of yourself as a girl, whether it's a deranged fantasy version of you in a bad teen drama, or the ghost of your past life as a warrior woman?

FINN: What? Nah, that's just normal steez. Hey, check it, do you think the blue bow or the pink bow goes better on my sword?

JAKE: Pink, definitely. Really brings out the patina.

Anrik's scam artist mother has decided to engage her kid to an (orcish) old friend's family for the dowry money. Our protagonist has a cunning plan to get out of it. (So like Legends and Lattes if it was trans.)

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started to type “ppl will call themselves monsterfuckers just bc they’re into pyramidhead 🙄” and i think maybe i should logout and use facebook for a few days to recalibrate my perspective on society at large

“monsterfucking is second nature to us tumblrites, so it’s easy for us to forget that the average person probably only wants to fuck Pyramidhead and one or two xenonorphs”

of course

malls are dying because they don't have blacksmith, apothecary, alehouse or peddler's

We must create dungeons that expand for miles under the earth and malls are the hub areas where warriors gather to venture deep beanth the surface for treasures yet discovered. It's the only way to save the economy.

👆It's is the only way to save the economy

>"thunder magic"

>it's lightning

ok but actual Thunder magic would be sick.

The sorcerer's eyes light up with electricity, and their hands move to direct the spell in your direction. You sigh with relief when no bolts come out of their open palms, and you barely have time to be puzzled by them counting backwards from 3 before your eardrums break and your bones shatter.

banned wands

Better visuals were shared of White Rabbit Zel and Mad Hatter Amelia

Accurate portrayl of being a teacher just so busy and tired.

Horns growing out of a student? Check to make sure medically they fine then move on

Miss Lina Inverse

Schloss Lichtenstein -  Germany by Benjamin Jaworskyj Photography

REBLOG IF YOU'RE A DRAGON

oh come on they aren’t *that* big. dragon hatchlings come out tiny, the eggs are only like baseball-sized. you can definitely fit like 3 or 4 more in at least