Idiots in Love

no i don't want you to redirect me to your app i want to look at recipe

i am not going to a secondary location with you one of us dies here

sometimes I almost forget slut is a derogatory term. it's so friend shaped to me. I love when things are slutty. I love sluts and slutting it up. it's a cute word. make every day sluttier than your last. sluttttt

the kink bloggers found this post and are putting horny stuff in my notifications but I'm not even mad. the sluts are in the notes of the slut positivity post. all is as it should be.

Did they stop quartering people cuz they realized all it did was create four of the guy they were trying to kill

posts from the timeline where starfish are the dominant civilization

should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

i' m something of a pigeons and rats myself

May I present to you Wheel Running In the Wild, a published research paper that delights me to no end:

This paper intended to test whether would mice would run on a wheel if they found one, to try and determine if this was a natural behavior or a stress response in captivity. They put a wheel in a protected little box with a camera that took pictures any time the wheel turned, and tallied up how often it was used by what.

Mice were, happily, the most common users of the wheel, and their patterns of use indicated they were doing so voluntarily once they figured it out.

But the second most common users.

Those were slugs.

Also preserved in our archive

From 2024. A genuine gigavaxxed chad got over 217 covid vaccinations and the result: He's got the best immune titers for covid doctors have ever seen and literally no ill effects. In January of 2022, he received 48 shots. Keep this one in your back pocket for the "vaccines are causing the illness" idiots in your life.

Apparently they believe he was selling the vaccination cards to people who didn’t want to get vaccinated but still wanted to attend events where vaccination proof was required, but he wasn’t charged with any crime. If so, terrible thing to do. Extremely interesting data point tho.

listen: cheating at baseball is like a whole second sport. as long as baseball has existed, people have been cheating at it

look at this shit.

DELETE THIS POST

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

Tumblr is a fate driven website. You can't find posts through the search function, you see them when you're meant to.

WHERE IS MY SILLY APRIL FOOLS GIMMICK I WANT IT ON MY DESK NEOWWWW

happy 12 year anniversary to the most memorable event in tumblr history

lot of people are going to be sent careening three posts down their dash and crashing into a brick wall because of this post

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

Lady Gaga "The Fame" album cover raw/unedited photo by Pieter Henket 2008