CONSPIRACY #79

The creator of No Nut November has a peanut allergy and wants everyone to suffer as well

CONSPIRACY #78

Elon is short for watermELON 🍉

CONSPIRACY #77

Among Us is designed to expose how much of a liar your friends are

CONSPIRACY #76

Purell and Lysol are hyping up the corona virus to sell out their products

CONSPIRACY #75

People only say "congrats" because they can't spell congrajuulashons

CONSPIRACY #74

Trump is building the wall to keep us in, not to keep Mexico out.

CONSPIRACY #73

Valentine's Day is just a capitalist scam, designed to pressure people to spend unnecessary money to confirm their love

CONSPIRACY #72

George HW Bush was the tie to keeping Cardi B and Offset’s relationship alive.

CONSPIRACY #71

Aliens abduct cows to drug them so that they can control the minds of the people who eat the drugged beef and take over the world.

CONSPIRACY #70

Top celebrities are just puppets.

CONSPIRACY #69

The government banned drugs because it enlightens people and allows them to glimpse into other dimensions, and the government don’t want people crossing their mental boundaries.

CONSPIRACY #68

Mattress stores are fronts for money laundering schemes. Ever notice how they're always empty?

CONSPIRACY #67

The moon is a holographic image being projected by the government-placed projector on the sun.

CONSPIRACY #66

The internet is run by the Illuminati to collect information about you.

CONSPIRACY #65

Kanye West is only stirring this controversy to gain attention before releasing new music and the upcoming Yeezy collection because he was inspired by the Kardashians.

CONSPIRACY #64

Sunscreen gives you cancer but they blame it on the sun so they can sell you more sunscreen and the government can make money off of expensive cancer treatments.

CONSPIRACY #63

The frequency of this song was set to be trippy and make you feel like you’re on drugs.