Wish i was cool and drew some sexy looking hansry drawings with a bit of crusty edge to it while being inspired by Under the Armour and Sorry Bro i love you songs by dorian electra
😔 but I'm not
There is so many bugs what the heck...i rarely forgive THIS many crucial, save breaking, vile bugs... but I'm too invested in those little stories to stop now
List of my favourite(no💀) bugs:
- dismount a horse = death from falling (happened two times)
- sir Divish lives IN castle walls sometimes (can't talk to him and had to wait a lot)
- Kuno's gang attacking me with their bare hands for sleeping in their camp on MY bed (three times,breaks the quest line)
- shadows getting blocky on some objects and being non existent on screenshots so i had to take a pic
Indecent pottery 🤨📸
- falling through the floor while trying to get out of water as well as other methods leading henry to drop down for no reason
Theres was more but i cant remember so it was probably not as critical
1. Sir Radzig won't fucking stop parking his horse right at my doors, so henry couldn't squeeze through to his bed. I had to push it out of the way with Pebbles two times
2. Monastery mission took 2 years of my life, intrigue is interesting, but npc getting progressively broken with daily tasks breaking any bits of immersion...also Mutt was howling whole time 😭he was waiting for so long
I'm pretty shitty Henry from a narrative standpoint
Non of my playing methods fit him well, at least with character that i see through ingame missions and his quest journal
My Henry acts like a raccoon and steals golden crosses, but it's not something i see him doing
He's just listening to the mind goblin (me)
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One of my small more critical observations
Most of them somehow touches upon female parts of the story, huh, who would've thought
Henry feels pretty dependent on his mother at the start, and now doesn't even separate her in any dialogues about parents, only his dad and sword that they made, and that's such an important part of the story, one of THE MAIN parts
Idk maybe i just still didn't get to the a quest that fixes my complaint
OH MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT 😲
Henrys mother doesn't even have a name...while being a reason for massive plot twist in game
What the heck was that??? Theresa got mad at my medieval tamagotchi for asking "what do YOU think about us?" 😭
And why henrys response was so different from what i choose, he literally said "idk it makes my skin crawl"(💀) or something like that, they instantly turned into two moody teenagers and not traumatized adults that try to find peace in each other
Also didn't henry had a sweetheart that died at the start? Bianka i think. There was like zero mention of that, or his heavy feelings about connecting to someone new. I really waited and though that it would resurface on one of the dates as a little reminder that they went through shit, but no? Am i stupid and just missed an interaction?
#kcd#lady stephani and random girl from a tawern in godwin's quest mentally my only option for now#i maybe rethink everything later#but that interaction was so ass#i already did lady's quest btw#i know it's a perspective of modern days and bla bla bla but henry would be a terrible boyfriend the way i play him#too curious for my own good#i really tough (no joke) that old lady with the ghost quest is romancible because she has very distinct ingame model#😭😭😭 don't judge me too much
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All kcd horses have balls
I discovered this because of one quest with ladies that wanted to do witchcraft
One of them turned into horse in henrys wild trip, dialog cam was pretty low and i saw her balls and wondered "huh, why did they choose stallion horse model, is it random?🤔"
But i think every horse there has balls, I'm yet to find any in-game model without them
Pebbles also has them
I did some research, and yes, ALL horses do
Damn, wouldn't it be easier to not add any?
Eh, it's whatever i guess, I'm just horse-fixated sometimes