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Uh....australian here. We don’t talk like that. At all. This shits closer to how white South Africans talk lmao
Uh...white south African here. Neither do we lol
uh... white person here. i jack off to goombas from the super mario bros games
she's got places to be
She took a midnight train going anywhere
love when u get an audio message n ur reading the transcript n like halfway thru there is just a bunch of road rage expletives before they get back to the point :3
literally my favorite thing
I think about this everytime someone comes into my lane
Look at her go :)
Look at that little face <3
UM GUYS. I JUST NOTICED A CRAZY ISSUE W THE TUMBLR UPDATE.
YOU CAN SEE THE ICONS OF ANONS SOMETIMES.
The way I was able to recognize several anons in one of my inboxes bc of this error. Oh my god. Guys. This isn’t supposed to happen.
Weighing in to say:
The profile pictures I see next to anon asks are profile pictures that belong to other, non-anon asks in my ask box also. Some info
Which is still a bad bug! Considering it makes it look like a long-time follower of mine sent me a spam ask.
And is worse if, say, one of these was anon hate.
But it's NOT the anon's real identity. It's a neighboring ask asker's identity
So if you have anon hate in your inbox that looks like it's attributed to your dear friend, who sends you lovely asks all the time, it was Not them.
Thanks @thepatchycat for being a test subject. As you can see the icon being attributed to this ask is NOT the patchy cat
The pictured icon belongs to @watchingforcomets who sent me a nice ask about nail polish yesterday which I have not yet answered!
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In case anyone wanted to know, yes the Chinese Internet is laughing their asses off at the group chat leak and memeing it hardcore
@rongzhi out of curiosity, what's up with all the hand meme stuff, don't quite get what :fist: :us: :fire: is meant to be
It's from the leaked screenshots
I cant stop thinking about that horse pic
this pic is unbelievable
When you look at you in the mirror and the reactions are not always the same ...
I want a story about a king whose son is prophesied to kill him so the king is like “whatever what am I supposed to do, kill my own kid wtf is wrong with you” so he just raises him as normal, doesn’t even tell him about the prophecy, and instead of some convoluted twist of events that leads to the king’s murder the son grows up and when the king is very old and dying and in excruciating pain the kid is just like alright I'mma put him out of his misery.
The king’s son becomes the new king, and is prophesied to defeat evil and bring an age of prosperity. His generals and knights all crack their knuckles but he pretty much ignores them and focuses on strengthening the infrastructure of his kingdom. Forty years later he is old and sick but still hearing his subjects’ grievances, and a general’s like “how will you defeat the prophesied evil now? You’re old and weak.” Another visitor, a teenager fresh out of the kingdom’s public education system, looks at the general like he is an ignoramus. The king eradicated poverty, housed the homeless, taught the ignorant, ended class exploitation by abolishing the nobility and imprisoning the corrupt, and established a highly respected guild of doctors that recently figured out how to cure the plague. There are no brigands because there is enough wealth for everyone to live comfortably; hiding in the woods and taking trinkets from people simply doesn’t make any sense for anyone but the desperate, and the people are not desperate. Evil is a weed, explains the teenager. It grows in cracked roads and crumbling houses and forgotten corners, rooted in indifference and watered by suffering. But the king demands that broken things be mended and suffering people be made well.
No evil lives in this kingdom, says the teenager. It starved to death before I was born.
Every once in a while, when I’m feeling down, I go and look at the notes on this post and they make me feel a lot better. This is the energy I want to carry into 2018.
For those who need to carry it into 2019.
And on to 2022
And into 2025
I fucking hate seattle man. the liberals have built a living superstructure that towers over the city and covers the sky in rain and fog. I'm fuckin moving to the countryside
Look just because YOU can't handle the colossal superstructure that governs the weather and our lives doesn't give you the right to speak poorly of seattle. It's not the superstructure's fault you don't appreciate it's indifferent but seemingly malevolent mechanisms that cause the fog of the weather and the mind. If you want to move out so badly you would've done so by now. If I hear you say "I forgot" like everyone else who says they want to move away I'm gonna blow a gasket.
I fucking hate seattle man. the liberals have built a living superstructure that towers over the city and covers the sky in rain and fog. I'm fuckin moving to the countryside
Look just because YOU can't handle the colossal superstructure that governs the weather and our lives doesn't give you the right to speak poorly of seattle. It's not the superstructure's fault you don't appreciate it's indifferent but seemingly malevolent mechanisms that cause the fog of the weather and the mind. If you want to move out so badly you would've done so by now. If I hear you say "I forgot" like everyone else who says they want to move away I'm gonna blow a gasket.
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