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Get em while they're cold, get em while they're sharp!

Special discount if your name is Brutus for no reason in particular!

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

I don't want Elon Musk to kill himself because that would get him some sympathy from liberals and "oh so you don't care about mentally ill people?" would become a common line. Ideally I'd like him to be assassinated Luigi-style, but again that runs the risk of him becoming a martyr. No, the best way for him to die is in a stupid accident of his own creation, which I'm frankly shocked hasn't happened yet. Y'know like Tesla malfunction, falls over the non-OSHA-certified guard rails in his own factory, SpaceX explosion, crushed to death trying to fuck one of his ugly robots, ect.

“Leopard’s New Skin”

The first image was actually the second version that grew on me.

Your goal isn't to fix your past, it's to make your future as bright, positive, and amazing as possible.

There’s an entire world of feelings waiting to be felt, of jokes waiting to be made, of talent waiting to be discovered, of sights waiting to be seen by your eyes. Even if life feels like you’re endlessly enclosed within four walls, each of those walls has another side you’ve yet to see.

new beginnings are scary but they're necessary new beginnings are scary but they're necessary new beginnings are scary but they're necessary new beginnings are scary but they're necessary

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The cruelty of racist white men.

Does anyone else remember when Elon was like "if anyone knows how to end world hunger for 6 billion USD, I'll fund it" and UNICEF was like "we're going to spend a month to make a plan to end world hunger for 6 billion USD and Elon is going to fund it" and Elon was like "actually, nah" and then bought Twitter instead?

I think that was one of the worst things I'll ever see in my life.

I still think that should be the thing for which he's the most famous. It should be brought up every time he's mentioned. In any news article, any interview, any history book. "Elon Musk, who was offered a chance to end world hunger and turned it down." Put it on his fucking gravestone.

Trying To Not Feel Doomed Tuesday

I want a little coffee drink and $450,000

Absolutely nothing worse than finding out that you share interests with someone you hate. Has you thinking things like fuck you I'm better at enjoying star wars than you are