in an au where both james and regulus are famous james has a secret tiktok account used exclusively to like and repost regulus' thirst traps. one day he forgets to switch accounts and reposts like 15 reg edits and the internet blows up. when he realizes his mistake he doesn't even bother to delete the reposts. that's the day regulus finally follows him back on every social.

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thank you all so much for your appreciation for this idea :) you actually encouraged me to write this as a fic, so i'm currently working on it

my ao3 account is faerycross, i will update you once i start publishing it :)

UPDATE: THE FIRST CHAPTERS ARE FINALLY UP

sirius taking a "is my boyfriend autistic" quiz on his pc at the kitchen table and james making tea behind him like "yeah i took that yesterday. your brother is autistic by the way"

crimson rivers james

sirius: on the outside i might be nice but in my head i'm a bitch

regulus: relatable

*stunned silence*

james, clearing his throat: babe...you're always kind of a bitch

regulus: joke's on you cause that was me being nice.

james potter

*sirius has just found out about james and regulus*

sirius, side-eying james: imagine being attracted to your best friend's brother

james: i'm not just attracted to him, sirius. i love him

sirius: what?

regulus: WHAT?

remus: pete, you owe me ten pounds

can't let the gang know i fw moonwater

someone draw this as wolfstar i'm begging

sirius: i hate it when an artist covers a song and changes the pronouns like can't you just be gay for three minutes

remus: just the other day you were changing the pronouns to an hozier song...

sirius: and that's the same thing how?

remus: can't you just be straight for three minutes?

sirius: ew, what the fuck is wrong with you?

remus: "i'm giving a chance to short men hoping to find my tom holland", i said. and here i am, married to my lord farquaad.

sirius: i want a divorce.

regulus: i absolutely smashed that autism test

sirius: ...

james: i think you should look into that-

regulus: nonsense. i am simply not physically capable of failing. nothing more.

remus: yeah, same

sirius: ...

james, whispering to sirius: gotta love our autistic boyfriends <3

sirius: today is about self-care. so i'm deleting my tiktok timer and getting unlimited tiktok time

remus: that's not a self-care choice at all.

sirius: I CAN'T BELIEVE MY OWN BOYFRIEND DOESN'T SUPPORT ME TAKING CARE OF MY MENTAL HEALTH

remus: that's exactly what i'm trying to d-

sirius: THE BETRAYAL

regulus: the idea of being perceived 24/7 is unbearable, i could never live with another person

james: we're literally married and live together every day of the week

regulus, visibly annoyed: well you're the exception okay??

james: (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)

that awkward moment when your boyfriend drinks blue powerade and starts telling everyone he's the messiah

evan: it's so funny to me how people want to fuck their celebrity crush cause i, as an ace person, just get this intense urge to aggressively kiss their cheeks

barty: which cheeks?

evan: go fuck yourself

barty: that's exactly what i do to keep you babygirl ;)

regulus: idiot

evan: :D

barty: who tf sleeps at night i go around biting hot people

regulus: so that's what bit me last night

barty: no that was the bed bugs you ugly bitch

james got a belly button piercing, part 2

*james is sporting his belly button piercing and looking for regulus*

*regulus is having a crisis in his bed*

james: hey, babe. what is it? what's wrong?

regulus: go away

james: have i done something wrong?

regulus: i can't even look at you right now

james: reg... *touches his arm*

regulus: OW *jolts away in pain*

james: what? oh my god have i hurt you?

regulus: you're too hot

james: reg i'm so so- wait, what?

regulus: YOU'RE SO FUCKING HOT

james: ...

james: *wheezes*