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Shock collar hooked up to a neuroactivity sensor so it shocks you if you start to think too hard.

This is just what I've been doing with weed for the past multiple years

I laughed at this so hard I stopped getting air in my body and had to sit down. This isn't a vibrator it's a failed homunculus and it's in terrible pain

did you know that. their entire catalogue is like this? did you know ALL of the listings are animated?

they invented a fleshlight that can smoke weed

Guy writing professor/student porn because it's their kink, but repeatedly emphasizing that the student went to uni late and is a freshman at 37, because age gaps are problematic

Guy whose kink is murky power differentials writing about an older student with a younger professor and adding increasingly complex factors as the plot progresses until the student was actually the professor's prior supervisor and also the professor is the student's father in law

My gay ass could never be an electrician

EVERY YEAR

hey man yeah here's what i've got for you. your options are... mega-cypionate kush... uhhh i think this one is thunderfuck bark grass, its good for a nice body high... this kind is just called forever erect, idk what that's about... sorry dude if you want to buy from me tonight those are the only strains

make sure your friends and loved ones are aware of the andro-reefer epidemic. stay well informed. know where local dealers are. get their numbers

It’s Survivability Onion Sunday

Ok but what if I want to be penetrated

there is milk in girls

and we can get it out of them.

whatever you say tumblr user lactating

otherwise wonderful horny post ruined by op calling cum something stupid like nutsludge

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