bateman? what are you so fucking zany about?

and to my only grandson, i bequeath the estate in aspen, under the strict stipulation that he dresses like a girl for a year. if he fails, then it shall be given to his evil cousin, whose name i never did catch

You can be talking to someone and she'll be like, "Oh I made a silly mistake. Women don't deserve voting rights teehee." And you'll be like, "What." And she'll be like, "Oh I'm sorry! That must sound so bad out of context. No it's this Tiktok meme where, if you're a girl and you do something dumb, you say 'Women don't deserve voting rights teehee.'"

And you'll be like, "That sounds bad." And she'll be like, "No no. It's totally not that bad. It's just a meme. Men say it too. Like if a man does something silly he'll be like, 'I am like those women who do not deserve to vote.'" And you'll be like, "Does that make it better?" And she'll be like, "Well there was one guy who tried to make 'Men shouldn't vote' a popular meme. But it never caught on and also he got yelled at a lot."

And then you drop it there because like, you're harshing the vibe.

I just found Lawrence Gordon's ID. I need to share this.

He looks so stupid. I love him 😭.

hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you

sometimes when I’m being especially self deprecating and convinced no one likes me I have to tell myself “you’re being goob. you are being goob right now”

Gay people love to have a like. Haggard priest oc who gets fucked by all sorts of demons and devils. Just an observation

Imps as well

How it feels to realize where that sample came from

TCM 2003 DVD Collectibles; {Credit}

exploring an abandoned house in the middle of the night | source

my name is jimmy and you better not wear it out.

“‘Oh Love’ is kind of like leading with your heart and not necessarily with your brain as much, and maybe losing your mind, and shooting a little bit more from the crotch area. It’s more of a fun atmosphere with these next records, going into more of a party thing, almost kind of a ‘hell party.’ We have one song called ‘Makeout Party,’ which the events actually occurred. It’s going to be a lot of fun touring this next cycle and bringing it to people live.” — Billie Joe Armstrong

People fail to understand that this yaoi shit is life or death