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Let Bruce Wayne be a good dad

@fanaticalthings

I do not exist within the confines of only a single fandom || DC/Batfamily blog || adult || Majority of my commentary is hidden in the tags || COD sideblog: @boxofthings
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I posted 213 times in 2022

41 posts created (19%)

172 posts reblogged (81%)

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I tagged 213 of my posts in 2022

  1. #jason todd - 146 posts
  2. #bruce wayne - 144 posts
  3. #dc - 138 posts
  4. #batman - 138 posts
  5. #crack - 136 posts
  6. #batfam - 133 posts
  7. #batfamily - 131 posts
  8. #red hood - 122 posts
  9. #batdad - 111 posts
  10. #batkids - 82 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#alfred comes back home after a20min shopping errand only to find half the kitchen on fire because dick didnt fcking know how to boil an egg

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

theyre so annoying

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8,236 notes - Posted September 15, 2022

#4

hugs from dad :)

9,392 notes - Posted September 17, 2022

#3

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10,140 notes - Posted September 25, 2022

#2

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10,380 notes - Posted September 16, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

You know how siblings will pay each other to get the other to do something for them?

I bet the batkids do that with each other all the time, except the offers they make are absolute ass, yet the other sibling always accepts regardless of what they get in return.

But if BRUCE offers them something (usually money) to do something for him they always berate him for being cheap like "Oh, so you're a BILLIONAIRE and won't even pay your own children a living wage for us to complete this one simple task? For SHAME!"

Tim: I'll give you my left over fruit roll up if you write my 2000 word English paper for me.
Jason: Deal.
[Bruce seeing this exchange]
Bruce: I'll give you 100 doll-
Jason: Don't be stingy.

11,635 notes - Posted September 26, 2022

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#tumblr2022#year in review#my 2022 tumblr year in review#your tumblr year in review#cant believe i reblogged from myself the most narcissism aint cute sis#ofc jason is my top post. my son#dc#batfamily#fanatical posting
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We all know how flustered Battinson would be as a first time dad, but can you imagine him when half the rogue roster AND JL members come to them after Jason gets adopted?

Naturally, they assume he’s Bruce’s biological kid. And chaoes quickly comes knocking.

Harvey is VERY ready to be a dad. Too ready. “Don’t even worry about it, even if we’ve had our problem, OBVIOUSLY I’m the father, and I’ll be there every step of the way.”

“What.”

“There’s no need to hide the truth, Bruce, I’m not mad. I’ll be the best dad I can be. I won’t even let Two Face show him how to shoot a gun.”

“I already know how to do that :D”

“WHAT?”

“What did I tell ya?” The seamless switch is blink-and you miss it, but not for Bruce’s sharp eyes. TF just grins, switchblade sharp, ruffling at Jason’s hair, “That IS my boy.”

Clark sheepishly approaching Bruce one day, sitting down at the JL cafeteria table. His handsome face fashioned a bare earnestness which only confuses Bruce MORE.

“Hey. So, we should probably talk about Jason, right?”

“What.”

“I’m really sorry if I did something that made you feel like you couldn’t tell me. But I’m ready to step up. So when should I move in?”

“We haven’t slept together, Clark.”

“Bruce, I think I’d know my kid when I saw him.”

Hal can’t take this anymore. “HE’S A MAN?” He pauses, “Also, why am I not questioned? I could be the baby daddy! I could SO be the baby daddy!”

“Go away, Hal.”

“Yeah ok.”

#hell yeah battinson harem#battinson with his children dc pls give us this#jason todd#bruce wayne#batman#batdad#bruharvey#superbat#clark kent#harvey dent#hal jordan#batlantern#robin!jason#dc#the batman#battinson#batfam#batfamily
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Honestly it would be hilarious if Clark and Bruce started dating and Clark was unaware that Bruce was batman or knew his identity.

At some point Bruce kisses him as superman after a rescue and Clark is emotionally going through it coz his boyfriend kissed another guy. Even if that guy is technically him he's still mad and jealous of himself somehow coz even superman can't compete with Superman. He's not even sure whether or not to confronted Bruce about his affair since it keeps happening.

While he's trying to figure all this out Batman,of all people, kisses him. And he does it so casually. Sure, Clark had a crush on him for a while but he's over it now and he's in a committed relationship that he thought batman knew about. Now he's extra scared of confronting Bruce because he doesn't want it to look like he's just starting a fight so he can be with batman. And he's still hoping there's a way to work through this and for them to be together. He's being haunted by his moral code to just talk about this and get it over with but he's still afraid of losing Bruce and living in the shadow of the idolized version of himself again.

*Meanwhile in the batcave*

La la la Bruce, twirling around liking a fairy princess living his best life: my boyfriend's the best and every thing is perfect. Maybe world peace is real. Is this what happiness feels like?

The bat kids have tried giving him several rabies shots and an exorcism.

#id pay to see this plotline animated#love clark being stupid#bruce wayne#clark kent#batman#Superman#dc#crack#superbat
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While I do find it funny that henchmen in Gotham probably warn each other about the Red Hood because he's a bat who will actually kill you. I think it would be better if Jason was actually seen as some sort of savior or idol to like 90% of the goons scattered around Gotham. Doesn't matter who they work for, they all know Jason, former crime-lord that took over majority of Gotham's underground in one night.

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Jason, years after the events of UTRH, now fighting crime alongside the batfam, except every goon he runs into immediately recognizes him, stops fighting, and starts begging.

the first time it happens, Jason assumes they're begging for their lives only to hear them begging for him to return to the crime lord business so they can work for him and not Gotham's current money-stingy, abusive rogues (Black Mask lol)

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Jason showing up to patrol as backup for Dick in an overrun warehouse full of Two-Face's henchmen and as Jason's about to interfere, one of the men stops dead in their tracks and stares really hard at Jason until:

Goon: Oh my God, boss, is that you?
Jason, pulling out his guns, about to shoot:
Goon: Mr. Hood, sir???
Jason, halfway about to pull the trigger: Wait a min–Jeremy? Oh wow, it's been ages! How's the wife?
Goon (Jeremy): Oh my God it IS you, holy shit where have you BEEN? Me and the guys miss you, man!
Dick, with a knife at his throat: What is happening right now
Jason: Ahh, well, crime-lording just wasn't fitting in on the daily schedule. Tryna turn over a new leaf and all that
Goon (Jeremy): Aw, that's disappointing. We really liked working for you, right guys?

[Chorus of enthusiastic "YEAHS" from the rest of the henchmen (even the one holding Dick at knifepoint)]

Goon (Jeremy): Well, anyways, I can't beat you up knowing you're my old boss! You gave us the best health benefits! We'll just let you take the evidence and leave.
Jason: Aw, thanks guys :)

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And that's why 95% percent of Jason's missions in Gotham end in success. Not because he's willing to kill people or because rogues are terrified of him, but because 90% of the rogues' henchmen once worked for Jason and fuckin love him lol.

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Jason: yeah turned out it WAS a phase but you know what ALSO has phases? The moon. Hear that? If fighting crime goes sideways again, I'll go back to lording over it. Bigger, maybe badder, and sure as hell BETTER than ever!

Goons: *cheering*

Dick: ...again. being held. AT KNIFE POINT.

Jason: yeah you can backflip out of Charlie's grip, he's got a thing with his wrist. hey, btw, your boss covers that, right?

Goon(Charlie): nah, we don't even have dental

Jason: *getting his guns out* you don't even have dental. what has the crime lord world come to?

#hell yeah. jason may be a criminal but hes not a monster#goons deserve rights too!#jason todd#red hood#dick grayson#nightwing#crack#incorrect quotes#batbros#batkids#batfam#batfamily#dc#fanatical posting
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eldritchdemonfox asked:

Yeah okay this is my new favourite blog I will be spam liking ur posts :)

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omg tysm for the kind words!! 🥹 sorry i answered so late, I'm really bad at checking my inbox but I hope you'll enjoy sticking around!! ❤️❤️

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some dudebros: tom hardy must be held at gunpoint to still be doing these sony venom movies

tom hardy: WRITES the movie, PRODUCES the movies, repeatedly states how much venom and eddie means to him, reads all the comics, #1 veddie shipper

#do ppl not hear the way tom hardy speaks of venom?? he LOVES playing him#bro has read the comics and very passionately involved himself in the making of the movies#and whenever ppl call the venom movies a romcom story he AGREES#even tho his contract is up hes said that he'll 100% come back as venom/eddie if asked#venom#symbrock#eddie brock#venom the last dance#venom 3#marvel
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Anonymous asked:

For some reason, I forgot I followed you so I tried to refollow you, getting confused to why there wasn’t a follow button

Anyways this is what happens when you scroll tumblr sleep deprived and on pain meds

aww thank you 🥹 I'm so flattered that you tried following twice LMAO

It means a lot that you enjoy my posts! And I feel you on that sleep deprived scrolling lollll

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#socmed au#social media au#fanatical posting
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important family group chat discussions

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#this is so dumb but i feel like the batkids would have really stupid discussions#jason: guys dw im not even that mean of a crime lord#tim with his decade worth of incriminating evidence plus the bloody dollar tree robin costume jason wore at titan tower: r u sure abt that#bruce the next day: WHY is there a paper headline about our family having mob ties with the red hood??#steph telling tim to tip off vicky vale as a joke because hey yk what would be SO funny guys?#dc comics#batfamily#batfam#batkids#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#stephanie brown#duke thomas#bruce wayne#batdad#incorrect quotes#texts#socmed au#social media au#crack#batman#fanatical posting
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Jason Todd with his goons:

#jason with his family: 😡💀🤢🤬#jason with his goons: 🥰💕😇#crime lord jason may be a villain but hes not a monster (a capitalistic pig that doesnt treat their workers with respect)#yk jason be treating his employees like theyre his children even tho theyre all old enough to be HIS parents lmaooo#he be giving the best benefits and pay fr#all the other gotham rogues are jealous he has such a loyal workforce#jason todd#red hood#incorrect quotes#dc#crack#twitter#dc comics#fanatical posting
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