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So, I tried the vinaigrette from Heartburn (it's 2 tbsp of Grey Poupon, 2 tbsp of red wine vinegar, and 6 tbsp of olive oil) and I really don't like it. And now I have a whole thing of Grey Poupon. Does anyone want any Grey Poupon?

my union endorsing Cuomo for mayor made me so mad I signed up to canvas for Zohran Mamdani again next week

What a great view

I was thinking about something on the subway, and then internally to myself I said "you know what, it's fine, you don't have to be insane about this, you can just be normal" and you know what, it kind of worked

There’s a security guard at the hospital who puts on a fake British accent when he’s stationed in the front of the lobby sometimes, like this dude fully has a Brooklyn accent but to greet people coming in he’ll be like “ ‘ello guv” and I am in love with him

I had a dream that I saw @unicornery ‘s letterboxd page and she had somehow added in a list of her 10 favorite books and I was like “I want that too!” But then I messed up the html and instead I added a list of my 10 favorite frogs to my own page.

One thing you can guarantee about my family is that someone will always say the wrong thing for almost no reason at all. I asked my aunt for her recommendations for my Berlin trip since she's been there a bunch and she gave me some but ended the text message with "FWIW I don't ask a lot of questions because it's none of my business. If you want to share something, you would. But that does not mean I'm not interested or don't care."

What? Why? And also: what?

I responded with "ok!" because WHAT?