it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

oh what a life

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

Everyone has been vaccinated for free and the virus hasn’t caused a single death in months.

Those dates you go on with your partner? They’re in public. Unmasked. Your server smiles at you. Everyone feels safe.

You can hug your friends.

You can see a movie. The people in the movie are gay people of color and they kiss and live happily ever after.

And so will you.

LIKE TO CHARGE, REBLOG TO CAST

ITS WORKING

A biologist, “Brofessor Megan”, tells the truth about sex and gender over at tiktok. 

IT’S OCTOBER 

It’s not October but I can’t not reblog this

A little video we all should take a moment to watch and think about. 

Instead of thinking about what divides us we should think about what we have in common…

I’ve reblogged this on every account I have.

This is simplistic and intended to tug on heartstrings and all that shit but guys I really needed to see something about people not being dicks so if you needed that too please watch this.

Thanks for this, Denmark.

i think maybe we could all use a little simple heartstring-tugging right about now. <3

when that one person walked up and was alone and then the caption came on i just broke, i just started sobbing

i think we all need to watch this

I’m not crying at all..

If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.

three internet trends i will (regrettably) probably never grow out of:

• typing in a cresCENDO TO EXPRESS EXCITEMENT • …………..unnecessarily……. long……….. ellipsis’ • puttinfh a typo in eveyr other word to shwo u dont really give a fukc but u actually do

personally I enjoy Random Capitalisation to show things are Very Important

stating something reblog if you agree

dude this isn’t even a collection of memes, this is a demonstration of internet grammar… anyone who says that when you type and communicate on the internet you lose too much inflection to get the real meaning just doesn’t understand internet syntax. the evolution of language in action.

the Rosetta Stone of the twenty first century

Also :) doing :) this :) to express :) bottled :) pain :)

or,,,,,using commas,,,,,, for elipsis’ ,,,, bc,,, it sounds better,,, in your head,,,, than periods,,,,,,,

pu t ting sp a ces in your wor ds at r and om time s because w hat the fu ck

Is it just me, or did anyone else read all of these with different tones of voice, volume, and inflection?

Don’t forget the B I G S P A C E S F O R E M P H A S I S

AnD DOnt FoRGEt ThAT YOu CaN UsE RAndOM CaPITaliSaTIOn to IMplY SaCASm

I feel fucking called out

Anddontforgetrunningallyourwordstogetherintoonelongsentence

And don’t forget doing the thing

This thing

The line thing

To sorta show how you space out parts of your scentence

d o n ’ t   f o r g e t  h o w  w e  e m p h a s i s e  a  p a r t i c u l a r l y  m o o d y   a  e  s  t  h  e  t  i  c

C̨̨̞ͯ̂͊́̒̑ͧ͢͡͡͠H̴͎̪͝͡Ḯ̷̟̝͇̥̟̖̪̳ͅC̺̱̣̯̝̖̪̻̙̿̌͘͘ͅḴ̘̘͙̠̖͔͓̬̐̋͑̉͊͐͗E̛͖̳̭̤̟͑̀̃̾̐̾̄̓͜҉̷̵̡͡N̨ͩͤ͛ͮ̎̉̃̽͘͠ ̵̧̛̖͚̦̣̱͚̬̮͕̼͉͑̿͛̒̈́̃̆̃́͘͡͏N̸̡͎̥̳̰̬̺̠̦̠̺̈ͬ̂ͣ͢͞Ü̴̶̢̹͚̥̫̼ͨ̌ͨͤ͢͝͞Ń̸̷͉̹͚́҉̛͢G̷̸̴̷̶̖͕̹̣͇̞̫̤̱̱̙̃͗ͣͭ͒̀͘͘͢͠E̢̦͗̄ͤ͒͂ͫ͠Ť̛̥͚͕̣̬̹͇͓̳̲̻́͆̍͊̈҉̕͜҉̶̀͜

*and I like it

I want a teacher to give their students an assignment to intentionally write this way regarding a subject they feel strong about in order to see if this is something you can do intentionally or if its subconscious.

theres also the no punctuation or capitalization thing that reads very differently than how itd be if there was

*types in stars to show an action*

theres also ✨ this ✨ because ✨ why the fuck not ✨

going “oof” whenever someone says something that’s bad and you cant express correct feelings

Arguable this is also a medium that while not depending upon the typed word versus the hand written it certainly leans heavily on the manner with which it came to be.  A handwritten note could look accidental and lose impact whereas the typed out medium has very precise and deliberate prose.

I hate the fact that I do about half of these unapologetically

When you have no other words-

But you wanna finish your sentence.

h

I feel called out

… wow.

I do like half of these. Not tha5 I’m complaining. 30 years from now my kids will be like “mama mama how do I speak internet”

Donald Trump was getting on his last nerves.

Every time he tried to speak, Donald would interject with some bizarre claim, a claim with no substance.

Joe knew what type of game he was playing.

Donald was playing dirty.

Joe couldn't hear what Donald was saying.

It was the same bullshit over and over again, mindless stuttering and denials.

"Let him fini-" the moderator desperately tried to get Donald to stop interrupting.

He did not.

"Mr.- Mr. President. Please let him fini-"

Donald continued, not stopping his arguments.

Joe's eyes met with his, a cesspool of dark, emptiness.

The only thing Joe could see in Donald's eyes was determination.

Determination to ruin this debate, no matter what.

Joe narrowed his eyes, meeting the same defiant glare.

Donald's toupee flowed in the breeze as he continued to spew words.

Joe wasn't paying attention.

All he could focus on were Donald's lips, his moisturized, miniature lips.

They said the stupidest things, yet Joe couldn't help but watch them move.

It was mesmerizing...

It was the stupidest fucking thing he'd ever seen.

The moderator had moved on, clearly tired with the current topic.

He directed this question to Joe, which he was eager to answer.

Donald didn't let him answer, though.

Fed up after minutes of continuous back and forth, Joe snapped. "Can you just shut up, man?"

Donald didn't waver. "Make me, Biden."

"Ooh, you wanna beat me so badly, you fucking loser."

"I'll have to request that you refrain from using foul language, Mr. Biden." the moderator spoke up.

None of them listened.

This was a heated battle between him and Trump only.

Nothing else mattered, nobody else mattered.

At that moment, there wasn't Twitter, or the moderator, or Melania, or Jill.

It was just him and Donald.

"And so what? You're too scared to come at me. Just like Crooked Hillary, he can't fulfill his promises!" Donald exclaimed.

Joe didn't know what went through his mind.

Perhaps stubbornness, competitiveness, even?

But one thing was clear.

He wasn't scared of anything.

And so, he walked away from his podium and to Donald's.

The orange-skinned man, clearly not expecting Joe to make a move, did something shocking.

He stopped talking.

The moderator, who at this point was mentally signing his registration form, made another feeble attempt to get the debate in order using his boss Demetri s prompts.

"Mr. Biden, please go back to your podium..."

Joe ignored him, getting face-to-face with Donald.

"What? I'm here now. Do something. Or are you too scared?"

Donald's eyes widened, unsure of what to do next.

Joe scoffed, knowing full well that his plan had worked.

He turned away from Donald, a smile on his face.

"As you can see, ladies and gentlemen, your president is too scared to put words to action! What makes you think he'll be fit to run a country?"

Suddenly, a shoulder grab.

Donald brought Joe's face to his, and shockingly, kissed him.

Kissed him deep and firm.

As their groins pressed into one another’s, feeling each others heat as they both grew firm in front of America.

In front of the world.

And the worst part?

Joe didn't even hate it.

i can’t fucking believe this website is free

@cheese-greaterx REMEMBER THE SECOND RESPONSE I GAVE TO YOUR INSTA STORY FJDJJRJEJDJDJKSJS

WHAT TEH FUCK WHAT THE FUCK NO WHAT THE FUCK FUCKS SHHSHS AHHHHH

why the fuck would you make me read this with my own two eyes

Hey can i like not see this please i hate it

oh, the orange shithead got covid!!! oh it’s like our birthdays all came early!!! oh i hope he dies!!!  🎉 🎉 🎉

The epitome of “everyone was thinking it.” lol

oh, were we trying to be discrete? what nonesense!

to crystal sparkling blindingly clear: 

i hope his cabinet dies! 🎊🎊🎊

i hope his entire family (minus the teenager) DIES!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉

they are all complicit in the highest level of treason, fascism, the destruction of civilian lives, and the revival of nazism in the 21st century. would love to watch someone dip them one by one in gasoline like a candle wick in hot wax then light them up like a xmas tree 🎄🎄🎄 a menorah 🕎🕎🕎 or a pyrotechnical parade on new year’s eve 🎆🎇🎆🎇🎆🎇🔥🔥🔥. to reiterate, I would consider trump’s death a festivity a holiday a salubrious celebratory occasion a marvelous means of welcoming in the new year, a cause for cigars and party hats and passing out the champagne 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂. finally something to celebrate in 2020 ❤️❤️❤️

Uh… That’s a bit violent

check the tags  💋 💋 💋 💋 

just a quick note- no trans person has ever said “did you just assume my gender.” trans people are very aware of how their gender and physical appearance differ and that visually one might assume that they are a man/woman when they are actually not. that’s kind of the whole idea of gender dysphoria. 

and also you’ve beaten your “attack helicopter” joke into the fucking ground. cut that shit out.

i wanted to add one more thing to this post that other people have pointed out: i know its an awkward question, but a lot of trans people are going to be 100% fine with you asking what their gender is, or with calmly correcting you if you get it wrong. and if they’re not, then they’re way more likely to keep it to themselves than get visibly angry with someone. this idea that trans people just go apeshit when people misgender them accidentally/when first meeting them is a complete fabrication for a stupid joke and that’s why i despise it so much. 

I can’t afford to get visibly angry about people misgendering me because that puts me in danger of getting harmed. once a cis person finds out my gender, one of two things will happen: they either accept me to various degrees, or they reject me and potentially escalate the situation. politeness is the only way I can decrease the risk of the latter.

the “DID YOU ASSUME MY GENDER?!” trope only serves to make trans people look ridiculous/unreasonable in the eyes of cis people, and places in their minds preconceptions about us that makes it harder, ultimately, for us to come out safely. if all they know about trans people are shitty jokes, then we as a people become those jokes to them.

yeah cis people, seeing as you’re literally the only people that make these jokes I’m gonna need you to reblog this

It’s also based on a true story! But of course Netflix isn’t promoting it at all 😒😒 Please watch it so we can get another season!

anyway, abusive women are just as bad as abusive men.

anyway trans women are women 😊

Roman: All clothing is unisex if you stop being a little bitch about it.