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"Rationalism" is up there with "Objectivism" in terms of "definitionally funny things to call your own belief system".

"Yeah man I've been doing some thinking and philosophy and I've come up with a framework called Being Right"

Pure Vanilla sending a letter to the other ancients: "my friends, I found the Beast cookie I was looking for, though it appears he prefers to be called 'The ultimate lifeform' rather than a Beast cookie—also he is a 'Hedgehog', not a cookie, and doesn't know when the word 'Milk' got added to his name. The implications of this are disconcerting."

Shadow sending a message to Rouge: "wasn't Vanilla a rabbit?????"

Just a little redraw of my first pop-up post from 2023 ^^

(He's so silly)

Old version Under the cut (;-;')

Geenooogenogenogenoo geno

geno c:

@genotypal

feeling a bit silly today

👅👅👅👅👅👅

It's so, SO important to share success stories like this. I know an actual JPL engineer who doesn't believe in climate change because, "you never hear about acid rain anymore."

He thinks climate change can be lumped in with acid rain and the ozone layer of "things that were overblown and not really important because no one talks about it anymore."

It didn't even occur to him that we actively fixed the problem. Here's the EPA page on acid rainfall.

From the page:

It's also important to talk about success stories tonfuel hope that we can overcome current and future conservation and environmental issues.

okay it’s come to my attention that absolutely NONE OF YOU know ANYTHING about how cutie marks work. let me say this simply. a cutie mark isn’t a job being assigned, it’s a special TALENT OR SKILL that the pony enjoys. Most of the time it has a directly transferable job for that skill, like if you enjoy baking and are super good at it WOW! baker. If you are really good at writing and telling stories, author. However, there are some cutie marks that could go multiple ways.

twilight sparkle has exceptional magic ability, so she became a scholar, but she could really do anything that required a good magic skill. same with rainbow dash, her weather controlling job isn’t directly linked to her cutie mark, but it does fit the bill for the job.

i was posed the question of what would a murderer pony’s cutie mark be and wouldn’t everyone know. NO. if somehow murder were to be a special skill, the cutie mark might be something like a knife or a shovel. other ponies might just assume you’re good a cooking or gardening. now with cutie marks like apple jacks, their family has a ‘green thumb’ kind of deal so obviously the cutie mark would be hereditary.

so, the reason i made this post. walter white pony’s cutie mark would NOT be blue crystals. it would be a CHEMISTRY FLASK.

.. <- two ants hanging out

** <- two spiders hanging out

^v <- two birds hanging out

= <- two worms hanging out

?? <- two snakes hanging out

~~ <- two caterpillars hanging out

%% <- two butterflies hanging out

@@ <- two snails hanging out

&& <- the two fucked up pretzels i got from the mall last thursday

|| <- rubble

↑ Humans bonding through incomprehensible means, time, and space.

🚚🚛 <- two trucks having sex

This got more chaotic by the second

.. <- two ants hanging out

** <- two spiders hanging out

^v <- two birds hanging out

= <- two worms hanging out

?? <- two snakes hanging out

~~ <- two caterpillars hanging out

%% <- two butterflies hanging out

@@ <- two snails hanging out

&& <- the two fucked up pretzels i got from the mall last thursday

|| <- rubble

↑ Humans bonding through incomprehensible means, time, and space.

🚚🚛 <- two trucks having sex

This got more chaotic by the second

“So basically my couch has electricity and I use it to charge my battery powered doorbell”

“Okay that makes sense”

Now explain it to a Japanese samurai from the year 1218

"do you know how waterwheels grind up grain in a water mill using the force of running water? We found a way to create a huge source of force that runs all the time and can transfer its force over long distance. I can tell you in more detail, but that's the basics. Now that is a chime that has a mechanism that one can press instead of having to open the door to let you know that you are waiting to be let in. It requires the transferred force to make the mechanism work and that wire is how we transfer the force to the chime."

ᒷ⍊𝙹ꖎ⚍ℸ ̣╎𝙹リ ╎ᓭ ᔑ ᓵ∷ᔑ⨅|| ℸ ̣⍑╎リ⊣ ⎓𝙹∷ ⍑⚍ᒲᔑリᓭ.

Screenshot from this morning I thought was funny

imagine ur homophobic and ur starting ur first year of high school and then u find out these r ur upperclassmen